What's a similarity between your best friend and a tree?
They both fall over when you hit them with an axe.
Best Friend and a Tree
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Explanation
The humor comes from the unexpected comparison of a friend and a tree and the violent image of hitting them with an axe. It's a dark and morbid take on what two things might have in common. People usually expect a nice answer and it takes a morbid turn.
Beat-Meater
That's what he gets for making my girl drop the taco. I made both of them into ground beef.
Boiboi
Boi, that escalated quickly.
It's A Secret
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! My BFF would love this joke! She'd totally understand it and think it's hilarious! Thanks so much!
Oop
Umm... sir what have you done?XD
You
Omg that man wants to have nightmares then laugh
You
This man wants me to have nightmares then to laugh
Yo
This man wants me to have nightmares then to laugh
DOUGHCAT
HELLO MATT!