School Kidnapping

The humor comes from the unexpected twist. You expect a serious kidnapping, but it turns out the person just fell asleep, playing on the double meaning of "woke up" after being "taken."

• Kidnapping
• School
• Teacher
• Sleep
• Police
• Crime

• Hey, did you hear about the kidnapping? "No." Yeah, but then he woke up.
• One man walks up to another and says, "Hey, did you hear about the kidnapping at Main Street?" The guy says, "No." The other guy says, "Oh, he woke up."
• Q: What happens to KID who NAPs near a stranger? A: He gets KID-NAPPED (kidnapped).
• Why did the kidnapper cross the road? To get the kids at the playground.