Q. Why did Josh Duggar cross the road? A. There was a daycare on the other side.
What do feminist and tampons have in common? They're both stuck up cunts
Bye, I'm Paul Badman. Did you know that you don't have rights? The Articles of Confederation say you don't, and so do I. I believe that until proven innocent, every woman, man, and adult in this country is guilty. And that's why I don't fight for you, Santa Fe!
Kid: I forgot to flush the toilet, sry I just forgot Adult: just like your parents forgot YOU 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why did the polish urologist cut his cock off with a knife? To take care of his erectile dysfunction.
whoever invented religions. they fucked up. We got all kinds of retarded adults believing in mythologies.
NASA Stands for... national adult s3x Association
kid: hey why am I an orphan adult: I don't know ask your parents.
Why did the polack try writing a letter with his dick? because he didn't have a pen to write with.
Why did the squirrel swim on his back? keep his nuts dry.
What can a gay man can't be but a heterosexual female that is a whore can be if a heterosexual male gives her enough of money? 💸 cock teaser
Why does Michael Jackson wear a white glove? So he won't bite his fingers when he eats a tootsie roll.
What is the origins of the glory hole? The origins can be found in San Francisco, California where historians claim that a meat thermometer was sticking out of a hole from both sides especially the divider between bathroom stalls inside the men's restroom used for a anonymous massage for gay men by gay men in San Francisco, CA in the wild west.
black midget porn is in 911
What did the toaster say to the slice of bread? "I want you inside me."
How do adults like their cookies like their orphans? Homemade.
FaceBook Story: My mom loves FaceBook she literally posts everyday but this day was sort kind of a hard hit. so what happened was my mom got tired of her old name on facebook, so she changed it to Thatmilf85 and i dont want to explain what milf means but she got a lot of DM ́s from a lot of old guys. BUT, This one exact guy names Johnny Sins asked my mom if she wanted to do a adult film. idk what that is i think its a adult movie of course so she says yes and flys out to San Diego And she never came back after yesterday. and to YOU Johnny Sins my mom better be Ok and that adult film better be a adult movie and not a Por...
You marry a single mother with an adult daughter. Now, your father marries the daughter. So, your father is your son now, because he is married to your daughter-in-law. But as your father's son and your father's father, you're your own grandpa!
Mom says : I will go kill myself Me : *stays quite cuz knows better than to talk* *also me internally eyerolls* Some time later me fighting with my mom Me to my mom : OH YEA THAN KILL ME Mom : What the hell did you just say I don't want to hear it from u again Lesson? SO ITS OK FOR ADULTS TO SAY I'LL KILL MYSELF BUT NOT TEENS/KIDS!?!?!
How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast? They marched in backwards and the Polish people thought they were leaving.
