Adult Jokes

John Grimm

β›ͺ If prostitution had a tax exempt status and if a adult book store had a tax exempt status because of a glory hole πŸ•³ β›ͺ churches would have to do something else πŸ€” to keep their tax exempt status to avoid the
risk of going out of business
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Anonymous

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Anonymous

πŸ€” 😳 what do physically handicapped β™Ώ πŸ‘¨πŸ‘¨ πŸ‘¨ πŸ‘¨ πŸ‘¨ πŸ‘¨ πŸ‘¬ πŸ‘¬ πŸ‘¬ gay men do after they are done belching whip their mouths πŸ‘„ πŸ‘„ πŸ‘„ πŸ‘„ πŸ‘„ πŸ‘„ on their light blue handkerchiefs after they are done sucking cocks

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Anonymous

πŸ€” 😳 πŸ‘¨ πŸ‘¨ πŸ‘¨ πŸ‘¨ Why do four polish πŸ‘ πŸ‘ heteroflexable men like πŸ™ƒ to suck on four of the cow’s udders πŸ₯΄ πŸ₯΄ πŸ₯΄ πŸ₯΄ 😻 because a bull has only one

Anonymous

Why do bisexual men
πŸ‘¨ πŸ‘© πŸ‘¨ love gay men bisexual men don’t love gay men πŸ‘¬ πŸ‘¨ πŸ‘¨ they just wanted to suck gay men’s πŸ‘¬ cocks 🌭 🌭 because they πŸ‘ πŸ‘ like their 🍨 🍨 🍦 🍦 cream filling πŸ˜‹ ☺ πŸ’• πŸ’– πŸ€— 😊 πŸ˜‹ ☺ πŸ’• πŸ’– πŸ€— 😊 πŸ˜‹ ☺

Anonymous

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Anonymous

😳 😳 😳 what can a physically handicapped β™Ώ πŸ‘¬ πŸ‘¨ πŸ‘¨ gay man can do better than a physically handicapped β™Ώ bisexual man πŸ‘¨ πŸ‘© πŸ‘¨ πŸ€” when his πŸ‘„ mouth is wide open 😍 when his head is sticking out under the stall inside the men’s 🚹 restroom 🚻 at a rest 😴 area 😴 suck the chrome of a tall pipe πŸ‘„

Anonymous

πŸ€” what do πŸ‘¬ πŸ‘¨ πŸ‘¨ gay men who are physically handicapped β™Ώ can do better than a πŸ‘¨ πŸ‘© πŸ‘¨ man who is heteroflexable when πŸ€” he has another πŸ‘¨ man’s 😍 πŸ˜‹ 😜 😏 😳 πŸ˜‰ cock inside πŸ˜‹ of his warm mouth πŸ‘„ πŸ‘„ give a πŸ‘ πŸ‘ good blowjob

Anonymous

Why did the ACLU blocked 🚫 πŸ“± the cellphone number of ☺ of a christain nationalist minister because the christain nationalist had a virus on his cellphone πŸ“± and keep calling the ACLU because he wanted to join the ACLU because he wanted to become a card carrying member of the ACLU

Anonymous

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John Grimm

What is anonymous πŸ€” oral masturbation? the politically correct word for anonymous gay fellatio from a πŸ•³ glory hole inside a πŸ“– adult book store

John Grimm

How do you keep a homophobic heterosexual man πŸ‘¨ that is a minister and a christain nationalist withπŸ‘±β€β™‚οΈ blond hair 😬 😳 in suspense wait until πŸŽ„ πŸŽ… 🀢 christmas to take away β›ͺ his church tax exempt status πŸ“± ☎️ or he will call πŸ“ž πŸ€” 🀷 🀣 the ACLU

Anonymous

Why did the heterosexual man πŸ‘¨ put a mask 😷 on his cock to protect himself from covid silly boy πŸ‘¦ 😜

Anonymous

Why did the heterosexual woman try to put a mask 😷 on her pussy she wanted to protect herself from covid but she did try to put a mask 😷 on her dildo but the mask 😷 keep falling off the dildo

Anonymous

πŸ€” ❓ How do lesbians 😳 practice safe πŸ™ sex they put condoms on dildos and then they put dildos inside of their πŸ‘„ πŸ‘„ πŸ‘„ mouths and then they perform fellatio on them

John Grimm

What is gay - curious πŸ€” 😳 πŸ‘¬ πŸ‘¬ a gay man that is curious about experiencing sex with a πŸ‘¨ πŸ‘© πŸ‘¨ bisexual man πŸ‘¨ πŸ‘¨ πŸ‘© 🚲 🚲 🚲 does it cycle now? 🚲 🚲 🚲 😒 πŸ˜” sorry for your luck 🍯 honey it sucks πŸ˜ͺ 😞 πŸ˜’ to be you

John Grimm

Why do heterosexual men and heterosexual women believe that bisexual men don’t exist because male bisexuality doesn’t exist Because it doesn’t cycle 🚲

Anonymous

Glory πŸ•³ equals πŸ‘¨ πŸ‘¨ πŸ‘¨ πŸ‘¨ πŸ‘¨ bonding

Anonymous

The reason that πŸ‘§ πŸ‘§ are not 🚫 in πŸ‘¦ πŸ‘¦ πŸ‘¦ πŸ‘¦ πŸ‘¦ 🌳 🏘️ is because πŸ‘§ πŸ‘§ can’t keep their πŸ‘„ πŸ‘„ πŸ‘„ πŸ‘„ shut about πŸ‘¦ πŸ‘¦ πŸ‘¦ πŸ‘¦ πŸ‘¦ taking turns sucking each others 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭

Anonymous

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