Should be good night and walk walk home 🏠
Ooh, I wonder what's on this browser. *clicks* "How to tell your kid they're adopted."
Connor: Hi Mom.
Mom:
Connor: I forgot I'm adopted to 2 dads!
A sibling went up to their other sibling and said, "Dad said you're adopted."
The other sibling said, "You are, too."
Then the first sibling goes, "No, I'm not."
And the sibling says, "We're twins."
The other kid goes, "And you're adopted... oh."
You are.
Mom, why was I adopted?
Because people are terrible, and that’s how the world works, son!
Ok, Dad, the world is TERRIBLE!
I didn't put my kids up for adoption.
Why do orphans like the game Adopt Me? Because they've never been adopted in their life.
What do you get when you cross an adopted kid with a river?
Moses hits the adoption lottery!
What is the difference between an Apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
Little off topic but...
Mum: You wouldn't be here without me.
Son: And my birth certificate is a sorry letter from the condom factory.
Mum: Fair point.
dik.
What did the orphan say to the adopter?
Nothing, he just stared.
Me: Where's your mom?
Kid: [cries]
Me: [leaving from the adoption center]
One time I broke a leg and I was using a wheelchair.
My parents thought I was a disappointment and put me up on eBay, the Ohioan Black Market, and the nearest adoption center.
The adoption center threw a party. Why? 'Cause the parents weren't home.
Welcome to Alex's orphanage, you make 'em, we take 'em.
Dad: "Honey, I'll be right back. I need to get some papers."
Me: "Okay." *Falls asleep.*
*Wakes up in an adoption center.*
Damn, it was those kind of papers.
Ligma.
Balls.
Tyler
