Adoption jokes
What do orphans and blind kids have in common: They both can't see their parents.
Alex: Dad, can we get me a little brother from the orphanage?
Dad: Sure, Alex!
Dad: We're here!
Orphanage manager: Alex! You are so big now!
Alex: Dad, what is she talking about?!
What’s the difference between Apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What is an orphan's first step to the orphanage?
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? One is always picked.
What is the difference between fruits and Orphans?
Fruits get picked.
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
Do you know why orphans don't have parents?
Because no one raised you.
You're adopted.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
Why have kids? Just go get one now, no nine-month delay.
Roblox Brookhaven be like:
"ABC if you wanna be adopted."
"ABC if you wanna be my friend."
"ABC if you wanna be a banker."
"ABC if you wanna rob the bank."
"ABC if you wanna date."
"ABC if you wanna sex."
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
Walk up to an adopted kid and ask this, "How's your biological parents? Are they well?"
My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children.
If anybody does, please just send me your contact details, and we can drop them off tomorrow.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
Little off topic but...
Mum: You wouldn't be here without me.
Son: And my birth certificate is a sorry letter from the condom factory.
Mum: Fair point.
What is the difference between an Apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
What's the difference between orphans and apples? Apples get picked.
What did the orphan say to the adopter?
Nothing, he just stared.