Ooh, I wonder what's on this browser. *clicks* "How to tell your kid they're adopted."
Connor: Hi Mom.
Mom:
Connor: I forgot I'm adopted to 2 dads!
A sibling went up to their other sibling and said, "Dad said you're adopted."
The other sibling said, "You are, too."
Then the first sibling goes, "No, I'm not."
And the sibling says, "We're twins."
The other kid goes, "And you're adopted... oh."
You are.
Mom, why was I adopted?
Because people are terrible, and that’s how the world works, son!
Ok, Dad, the world is TERRIBLE!
I didn't put my kids up for adoption.
Why do orphans like the game Adopt Me? Because they've never been adopted in their life.
What do you get when you cross an adopted kid with a river?
Moses hits the adoption lottery!
dad: "honey ill be right back i need to get some papers " me: "ok" falls asleep.. *wakes up in an adoption center* damn it was those kind of papers..
Ligma
Balls
Tyler
So I was in the car with my mom one time and we always joke about me being adopted (I am not) and Michael Jackson's song Billie Jean sounds like my name and so my mom says, as the song is playing, (my name) is not my daughter, she's just a girl who claims that I am her mum. Wow. *applauds for mother* Love you momma =)
What do you call and Orphan with no legs in an adoption center?
Answer: Who cares
im adopted :[
Your momma
What's the difference between a redhead and an orangutan?
Some people adopt orangutans
A big hefty porker left his balls exposed and said "Misses!! Come here and step upon mine balls please!!! I pay top dollar for this extreme delight! She pippity popped his balls like there was no tomorrow And he said "yuh yuh ay ay crush these nuts nuts"
Evan David Sandri is gay and he is adopted
What is a difference between a human and walk home from school and walk home walk
y do people name a kid rob because they want him to rob a bank so they could adopt new kids to lock in there basement for a late night toy
