I didn't put my kids up for adoption.
Why do orphans like the game Adopt Me? Because they've never been adopted in their life.
What do you get when you cross an adopted kid with a river?
Moses hits the adoption lottery!
What is the difference between an Apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
Little off topic but...
Mum: You wouldn't be here without me.
Son: And my birth certificate is a sorry letter from the condom factory.
Mum: Fair point.
dik.
What did the orphan say to the adopter?
Nothing, he just stared.
Me: Where's your mom?
Kid: [cries]
Me: [leaving from the adoption center]
One time I broke a leg and I was using a wheelchair.
My parents thought I was a disappointment and put me up on eBay, the Ohioan Black Market, and the nearest adoption center.
The adoption center threw a party. Why? 'Cause the parents weren't home.
Welcome to Alex's orphanage, you make 'em, we take 'em.
Dad: "Honey, I'll be right back. I need to get some papers."
Me: "Okay." *Falls asleep.*
*Wakes up in an adoption center.*
Damn, it was those kind of papers.
Ligma.
Balls.
Tyler
So I was in the car with my mom one time and we always joke about me being adopted (I am not), and Michael Jackson's song "Billie Jean" sounds like my name, and so my mom says, as the song is playing, "(My name) is not my daughter, she's just a girl who claims that I am her mum." Wow. *applauds for mother* Love you momma =)
What do you call an orphan with no legs in an adoption center?
Answer: Who cares?
im adopted :[
Your momma!
Evan David Sandri is gay and he is adopted.
A big hefty porker left his balls exposed and said,
"Misses!! Come here and step upon mine balls, please!!! I pay top dollar for this extreme delight!"
She pippity popped his balls like there was no tomorrow.
And he said "yuh yuh ay ay crush these nuts nuts!"
