Adoption jokes
Why do people adopt orphans?
They get cash.
My will to live.
Hi, are you even my sister?
Yes, I am.
No, you're not, because you never even existed as my sister.
My brother: What are you looking at?
Me: A mistake.
I hate adopted kids. They are ugly and stupid, lmao.
Are you adopted?
No.
I mean, who would want you?
How are orphans and apples different?
One gets picked.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
Why have kids? Just go get one now, no nine-month delay.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? One is always picked.
Alex: Dad, can we get me a little brother from the orphanage?
Dad: Sure, Alex!
Dad: We're here!
Orphanage manager: Alex! You are so big now!
Alex: Dad, what is she talking about?!
What is the difference between fruits and Orphans?
Fruits get picked.
What’s the difference between Apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What is an orphan's first step to the orphanage?
You're adopted, do you want to know why? Because you're so ugly.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common: They both can't see their parents.
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
Do you know why orphans don't have parents?
Because no one raised you.
You're adopted.
Walk up to an adopted kid and ask this, "How's your biological parents? Are they well?"