Adoption jokes
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
My will to live.
I hate adopted kids. They are ugly and stupid, lmao.
Are you adopted?
No.
I mean, who would want you?
My brother: What are you looking at?
Me: A mistake.
Hi, are you even my sister?
Yes, I am.
No, you're not, because you never even existed as my sister.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
Roblox Brookhaven be like:
"ABC if you wanna be adopted."
"ABC if you wanna be my friend."
"ABC if you wanna be a banker."
"ABC if you wanna rob the bank."
"ABC if you wanna date."
"ABC if you wanna sex."
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
What’s the difference between Apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
Alex: Dad, can we get me a little brother from the orphanage?
Dad: Sure, Alex!
Dad: We're here!
Orphanage manager: Alex! You are so big now!
Alex: Dad, what is she talking about?!
What is the difference between fruits and Orphans?
Fruits get picked.
What is an orphan's first step to the orphanage?
How are orphans and apples different?
One gets picked.
You're adopted, do you want to know why? Because you're so ugly.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common: They both can't see their parents.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? One is always picked.
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
You're adopted.