Adoption jokes
What do you get when you cross an adopted kid with a river?
Moses hits the adoption lottery!
Why did the orphan like to jump? So they can jump off a bridge to be reunited with their parents.
1 like = 10 more orphans in my basement.
You're so ugly, your mother thought about setting you up for adoption.
Me: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes, how did you know and what gave me away?
Me: Where's your parents?
Orphan: They died and I have a phone, why?
Me: Because it has a home button.
Why do mostly younger orphans get adopted?
Because who wants a traffic an adult?
You are.
Dad/Mom: Son, you're adopted.
Son: I know. *holds up daddy's phone that has the text of them talking about it.*
Dad: Babe, we need to talk.
Mom: Okay......
Dad: He's grounded.
Mom: You're right, you're grounded! Oh, and I'm dumping you.
Son: Am I getting a new daddy?
Mom: Soon honey, soon....
Dad: I really shouldn't have let her know I cheating.
I donated a computer to the orphanage...
It didn’t have a motherboard.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Ooh, I wonder what's on this browser. *clicks* "How to tell your kid they're adopted."
I adopted you. Now say goodbye, you missed your Spanish lesson...
Hi, I'm Adopt, and you guys hurt my feelings. It is not God :(😔😞😔🥺. I'm just a kid. I'm 7.
I eat ass.
A kid came to the orphanage with a dead fish. She was crying.
Why was the kid crying in the orphanage? Because someone came for the fish.
Max Alexander Heart is adopted.
Ur mom.
What was the ONLY difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apples got picked.
What happened when your parents dropped you off at the orphanage? They got sued for littering.
Tyler
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple's actually get picked.