Adoption jokes
My will to live.
Hi, are you even my sister?
Yes, I am.
No, you're not, because you never even existed as my sister.
My brother: What are you looking at?
Me: A mistake.
I hate adopted kids. They are ugly and stupid, lmao.
Are you adopted?
No.
I mean, who would want you?
Alex: Dad, can we get me a little brother from the orphanage?
Dad: Sure, Alex!
Dad: We're here!
Orphanage manager: Alex! You are so big now!
Alex: Dad, what is she talking about?!
What is the difference between fruits and Orphans?
Fruits get picked.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? One is always picked.
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
You're adopted.
How are orphans and apples different?
One gets picked.
You're adopted, do you want to know why? Because you're so ugly.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
Walk up to an adopted kid and ask this, "How's your biological parents? Are they well?"
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
What do orphans and blind kids have in common: They both can't see their parents.
Do you know why orphans don't have parents?
Because no one raised you.
What’s the difference between Apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What is an orphan's first step to the orphanage?
Why have kids? Just go get one now, no nine-month delay.