What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? One is always picked.
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
Alex: Dad, can we get me a little brother from the orphanage?
Dad: Sure, Alex!
Dad: We're here!
Orphanage manager: Alex! You are so big now!
Alex: Dad, what is she talking about?!
What is the difference between fruits and Orphans?
Fruits get picked.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common: They both can't see their parents.
Why have kids? Just go get one now, no nine-month delay.
Do you know why orphans don't have parents?
Because no one raised you.
You're adopted.
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
You're adopted, do you want to know why? Because you're so ugly.
My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children.
If anybody does, please just send me your contact details, and we can drop them off tomorrow.
What’s the difference between Apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
How are orphans and apples different?
One gets picked.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
Ooh, I wonder what's on this browser. *clicks* "How to tell your kid they're adopted."
Connor: Hi Mom.
Mom:
Connor: I forgot I'm adopted to 2 dads!
A sibling went up to their other sibling and said, "Dad said you're adopted."
The other sibling said, "You are, too."
Then the first sibling goes, "No, I'm not."
And the sibling says, "We're twins."
The other kid goes, "And you're adopted... oh."
You are.
Mom, why was I adopted?
Because people are terrible, and that’s how the world works, son!
Ok, Dad, the world is TERRIBLE!
I didn't put my kids up for adoption.
