Why do orphans like the game adopt me because they've never been adopted in their life
Should be good night and walk walk home 🏠
Connor: Hi mom Mom: Connor: i forgot im adopted to 2 dads
A sibling went up to there other sibling and said "dad said your adopted" and the other sibling said "you are too" then the other sibling goes "no I'm not." And the sibling says "we're twins" and the other kid goes "and your adopded... oh."
you are
Ooh I wonder whats on this browser *clicks* (how to tell your kid there adopted)
dad: "honey ill be right back i need to get some papers " me: "ok" falls asleep.. *wakes up in an adoption center* damn it was those kind of papers..
Why was the chicken black and the were white,ADOPTION
will someone play roblox adopt me with me
why do orphans play Roblox because there is a game called adopt me
Ligma
Balls
Tyler
So I was in the car with my mom one time and we always joke about me being adopted (I am not) and Michael Jackson's song Billie Jean sounds like my name and so my mom says, as the song is playing, (my name) is not my daughter, she's just a girl who claims that I am her mum. Wow. *applauds for mother* Love you momma =)
im adopted :[
What do you call and Orphan with no legs in an adoption center?
Answer: Who cares
What's the difference between a redhead and an orangutan?
Some people adopt orangutans
A big hefty porker left his balls exposed and said "Misses!! Come here and step upon mine balls please!!! I pay top dollar for this extreme delight! She pippity popped his balls like there was no tomorrow And he said "yuh yuh ay ay crush these nuts nuts"
Evan David Sandri is gay and he is adopted
Max alexender heart is adopted
Jake, tommy, and mike were adopted. Jake got adopted, tommy got adopted and mike. Mike grew up to be a office worker. So you get a new job, and here something about this guy named mike, The next day you go into the office and mike is sitting next to you, with unicorns and Rainbows and stuff, then, a co-worker comes up and says “No one told you mike was gonna be this GGGAAAAYYYYY!!
