I rate the atmosphere of Isreal a 10/7 real good stuff there, looks like an actual movie!
A suicidal customer walks into a gun store...
Cashier: Is this your final purchase?
Customer: Actually, yes it is!
I hate it when you say your life is a joke because a joke actually has meaning.
COMMUNISM IS ACTUALLY KINDA TIGHT.
My friend says. You should try Oreos with water. Me no. Because my dad actually came back with the milf
why do orphan like boomerangs ?
they actually come back
I have returned, anyways what do you call it when your actually in Panera bread, being in Panera bread!
What is the difference between et and an orphan et can actually call home
Yo mama so stupid she thought Sodapop Curtis was actual soda.
What is the difference in between a orphan and a blanket?
One is actually used
Whats the difference between a orphans parents and his boomerang? One of them actually came back
u wanna know the difference between a rake and ur mom the rake is actually useful
What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan
The apples actually get picked
How to make an orphan BLEED Step 1- Tell them to clap until they actually have a loving family Step 2- LAUGH EVILY as they BLEED Step 3- tell them to kys Step 4- leave that mental asylum
I hate prom in Alabama, they always say “uhh actually this is our family reunion” WE ARE IN ALABAMA SO THEY ARE THE SAME
what is the difference between an orphan and a cat?
the cat is actually cute
