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Disney

The image shows Aragorn from the Lord of the Rings looking surprised. Above the image is the text "When Disney purchases LOTR" and below the image is the text "Somehow, Sauron has another ring."

Nintendo

The image shows a pixelated depiction of Mario in a wheelchair. Mario is dark-skinned, overweight and wearing a red cap, a red shirt, and blue overalls. The background is a scene from the game Super Mario Bros with a Goomba, a question mark block, a Koopa Troopa, a pipe, and a mushroom.

Attention

The image shows a newspaper with the masthead "Daily Planet" and the headline "Lex Luthor Buys Daily Planet", followed by the text "Demands he be given more attention". The photo in the middle of the newspaper is of Elon Musk.

Cat

A black and white cat is shown with the text "You have acquired CAT!" in a blue box below.

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