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Brain

Doorsfan · 3 years ago

    • Bully: Have you ever heard of a brain?

    Stupid kid: No.

    Bully: You should go get one!

    Stupid kid: Wwwwaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!

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    • Gun

    USSR Soldier · 8 years ago

    • My wife told me, "Don't buy 1 gun while on your trip," so I decided to buy 2 guns instead.

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