It's not pedophilia, it's early access.
Roses are red, don’t touch the toys, these are what the priests use to lure in the boys.
I would tell a joke about my abusive dad but I can only think of the punchline.
What are the differences between a preschool and a pedophile's basement? Little kids leave preschool.
How many times can 50 fit into 9?
Get in a van and find out.
Me: "I like kids."
A penis has a sad life. His hair is a mess,His family is nuts his neighbor is an asshole,His best friend is a pussy and his owner beats him up!
What's a similarity between The Ark of the Covenant, The Holy Grail and a bunch of 12 year olds?
They are all locked in the Priest's basement.
A penis has a sad life.
His hair is a mess.
His family is nuts.
His neighbor is an asshole.
His best friend is a pussy.
And his owner beats him.
My wife wanted to make a joke about domestic abuse but I beat her to it
All of the jokes are just abuse
My girlfriend broke up with me. She said I was a pedophile. I told her, “PEDOPHILE? Wow, that sure is a big word for an eight-year-old!”
What is a pedophile's favorite job?
The mall santa.
You know you have a domestic abuse problem when you beat your dick.
What's the difference between McDonald's and a priest?
Nothing... They both stick their meat in ten-year-old buns.
What do you call an all-you-can-eat buffet for a pedophile? A school bus.
Q: How can you tell that a pedophile likes music?
A: He rapes D minor.
I'd tell a joke about my abusive dad, but I only remember the punch line.
What's the best thing about abuse jokes? The punchline.
So I made a simple cancer joke on roblox with my friend an then both hers dumb ass friends we're like, OMG WHY WOULD U SAY DAT? YOUR HORRIBLE!! THAT PISSED ME OFF like damn woman it's not like I said, IF PEOPLE IN YOUR FAMILY DIED FROM CANCER THAT MEANS YOU AND YOUR FAMILY ARE ALL DUMB ASSES. If anything they are actually dumb asses but hey. Also they can't talk. They don't know that I'm abused everyday at home and pressured to get good grades or else I'd get my head bashed against a wall till there is blood. So if they are reading this, SUCK MY ASS BITCH
