Why are people surprised by Johnny Depp having $30,000 wine bills, domestic violence accusations, rampant substance abuse, poor hygiene, and the looks of a predator?
He grew up a Florida Man, after all.
Abuse Jokes
Ooohhh look, an orphan! Let's go beat him up.
What's the difference between a dog and a foster child?
A dog doesn't run to the police after you beat it.
What's the difference between a Baptist and a rapist? The priests.
How many altar boys does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on how dark the priests' basement is.
Stop hating on pedophiles. At least they're good babysitters.
What's the difference between McDonald's and a priest?
nothing... they both stick their meat in ten-year-old buns.
I like abusing orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What would Hitler be called if he abused women? Hither!
Don't say you want to eat out a five-year-old's pussy, because I have already shoved a glass dildo in her tight ass pussy, UwU.
I raped a disabled child.
I think she's too far gone to repair now.
If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!
What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? 😆😝
If you're ever angry, go ahead and punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What's a child abuser's favorite song?
"Just Beat It!"
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a pimple? You never see a pimple come on a little boy’s face.
What's the difference between Johnny Depp and Eminem? Eminem was never proven to beat his wife in court, but Johnny Depp was.
What did Michael Jackson say to the child sitting on him?
“Just beat it! Just beat it!”
What’s the similarity between my dick and my girlfriend?
I beat both of them.
Why does Aaron like men? Because his dad beats him.
What do you do when you're bored?
I beat up orphans.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
