Abstinence jokes
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"Don't have sex" - Jake.
Why is sucking cock inside the confessional booth the only thing that a catholic priest doesn't have to give up for lent?
Because catholic priests don't have to be vegetarians during lent.
There's only one reason our Education Minister is standing by this curriculum.
In her religion, you NEVER pull out.
Why don't vegetarians moan during sex?
Because they don't want to admit that meat makes them happy.