Absence jokes
What did an orphan say to its father?
Nothing.
Your hairline is as nonexistent as your dad.
Why can't orphans do it?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why do orphans love school?
'Cause people actually come back.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Why are orphans always at school?
'Cause they can't be homeschooled.
These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
Yo dad is like a boomerang; he never comes back.
I hope you have to dip your Oreos in water because your dad never came back with the milk.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home, lol.
Why are orphans gay?
They call everyone "daddy."
Your dad is gone.
Why can’t orphans have sex?
Because they don’t have a daddy to run back to.
Boomerangs come back, but your dad never did.
What did the orphan say to his mom?
Where are you?
What do you call it when an orphan takes a photo of himself?
A family photo.
I will always remember my dad's last words...
Oh wait, I've never heard them.
My dad left me.
I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was just a kid.
Orphans have no parents.