Absence jokes
Why can’t orphans be a space ship? Because they don’t have a mothership!
The orphan's best friend wanted to meet his family, so he took a selfie.
There is no joke.
Why don't orphans learn about ancient Egypt? They don't know what mummies are.
What's a benefit of being an orphan?
No one makes yo mama jokes to you.
What is an orphan's favorite joke?
"Yo mama" jokes.
When does a kid become an orphan?
When the parents leave.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite drink?
Milk, because his parents never came back with it.
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house looks like.
Your hairline's so bad, your dad went to get the milk and never came back. Years later, he comes back and says, "Go get a hairline, boy."
What punishment are teachers unable to do to orphans?
Call their parents.
Kid: Your mom!
Orphan: (cries)
Why can't orphans go on vacation?
The last time they did, they fell in the toilet and had no one to help them out. Ugh!
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because the dad never came back with the milk.
So, an orphan walked into a store. He gets lost and the store clerk asked, "Do you need help finding your parent?" and the orphan ran out crying.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why do orphans eat cereal without milk?
Their dad never came with it.
Orphan: Hey, where's the milk?
Dad: . . .
Why do orphans love school?
'Cause people actually come back.
My dad went out for milk. It's been 15 years and I still have to eat my cereal dry.