Absence jokes
Me: "You wanna see my dad?"
Some kid: "Yeah?"
Me: "Close your eyes and he will appear."
Some kid: "He ain't appearing."
Me: "Sorry I thought he would appear for you. He won't appear for me."
*The kid laughs*
Moral: Not everything is supposed to be funny text if you notice what was really going on. 🙃
Why can’t orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why did Sarah call off the swing? Because she has no arms.
Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.
I will always remember my dad's last words...
Oh wait, I've never heard them.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a photo of himself?
A family photo.
What did an orphan say to its father?
Nothing.
Your hairline is as nonexistent as your dad.
Why are orphans gay?
They call everyone "daddy."
Yo dad is like a boomerang; he never comes back.
I hope you have to dip your Oreos in water because your dad never came back with the milk.
Your dad is gone.
Why do orphans love school?
'Cause people actually come back.
Why can't orphans do it?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can’t orphans have sex?
Because they don’t have a daddy to run back to.
These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home, lol.
Why are orphans always at school?
'Cause they can't be homeschooled.
Boomerangs come back, but your dad never did.
What did the orphan say to his mom?
Where are you?