Absence jokes
One orphan said, "Daddy, chill." I was like, "You don't have a dad!"
Like if you don't have a dad.
Why can't orphans see their parents?
Because they don't have one!
Why can't orphans go to family restaurants?
Because they don't have a family to go with.
Why can’t orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why did Sarah call off the swing? Because she has no arms.
Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.
I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was just a kid.
I will always remember my dad's last words...
Oh wait, I've never heard them.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a photo of himself?
A family photo.
What did an orphan say to its father?
Nothing.
Your hairline is as nonexistent as your dad.
Why are orphans gay?
They call everyone "daddy."
Yo dad is like a boomerang; he never comes back.
I hope you have to dip your Oreos in water because your dad never came back with the milk.
Your dad is gone.
Why do orphans love school?
'Cause people actually come back.
Why can't orphans do it?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can’t orphans have sex?
Because they don’t have a daddy to run back to.
These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."