Absence jokes
What do you call a person with no eyebrows?
Ms. Burgos.
Q: Why can't orphans be gay?
A: Because they don't have anyone they can call "Daddy."
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
Yo mama!
Why did the skeleton not go to the ball?
He had no-body to go with.
Like if you don't have a dad.
Why can't orphans see their parents?
Because they don't have one!
Why can't orphans go to family restaurants?
Because they don't have a family to go with.
Why can’t orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why did Sarah call off the swing? Because she has no arms.
Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.
I will always remember my dad's last words...
Oh wait, I've never heard them.
My dad left me.
I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was just a kid.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a photo of himself?
A family photo.
Why can't orphans do it?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why do orphans love school?
'Cause people actually come back.
Your dad is gone.
Why are orphans gay?
They call everyone "daddy."
Your hairline is as nonexistent as your dad.
What did an orphan say to its father?
Nothing.
Yo dad is like a boomerang; he never comes back.