Absence jokes
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
Yo mama!
Q: Why can't orphans be gay?
A: Because they don't have anyone they can call "Daddy."
Why did the skeleton not go to the ball?
He had no-body to go with.
What do you call a person with no eyebrows?
Ms. Burgos.
Like if you don't have a dad.
Why can't orphans see their parents?
Because they don't have one!
Why can't orphans go to family restaurants?
Because they don't have a family to go with.
Why can’t orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why did Sarah call off the swing? Because she has no arms.
Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.
I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was just a kid.
What did an orphan say to its father?
Nothing.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a photo of himself?
A family photo.
Your hairline is as nonexistent as your dad.
Yo dad is like a boomerang; he never comes back.
I hope you have to dip your Oreos in water because your dad never came back with the milk.
I will always remember my dad's last words...
Oh wait, I've never heard them.
Why do orphans love school?
'Cause people actually come back.
Why can't orphans do it?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why are orphans always at school?
'Cause they can't be homeschooled.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home, lol.