Absence jokes
One orphan said, "Daddy, chill." I was like, "You don't have a dad!"
What do you call a person with no eyebrows?
Ms. Burgos.
Q: Why can't orphans be gay?
A: Because they don't have anyone they can call "Daddy."
Like if you don't have a dad.
Why can't orphans see their parents?
Because they don't have one!
Why can't orphans go to family restaurants?
Because they don't have a family to go with.
Why can’t orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why did Sarah call off the swing? Because she has no arms.
Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.
What did an orphan say to its father?
Nothing.
I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was just a kid.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a photo of himself?
A family photo.
Your hairline is as nonexistent as your dad.
Yo dad is like a boomerang; he never comes back.
Why do orphans love school?
'Cause people actually come back.
Why can't orphans do it?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Your dad is gone.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home, lol.
Why are orphans always at school?
'Cause they can't be homeschooled.
These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
Why are orphans gay?
They call everyone "daddy."