Absence jokes
The kid's dad was a magician because he disappeared and never came back.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Not your dad.
What is the difference between the pizza guy and my dad?
The pizza guy shows up when you call him.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because their dad never came back.
Orphans are so vulnerable; they have no parents to tell. - Masai
I was walking in a park today and a little girl I asked, "Where are your parents?" She said, "Gone. My dad went to go get the milk and never came back," and I said, "Oof."
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad.
What type of cake can orphans not eat? Homemade.
An orphan thinks he finally sees his mom, but then he realizes it's air.
Kid: Hey, why am I an orphan?
Adult: I don't know, ask your parents.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually comes back.
Why do orphans hate any milk?
Their dad did not come back for 10 years. Oh, sorry, he got lost in the store! 🤧
What do you call a photo of an orphan?
A family photo.
Did you hear about the elephant with no nose?! Me neither.
What did the Orphan say when he Googled Orphan jokes?
I would say these jokes hit home, but there is no home to hit.
Why don't headless people have a head in class?
Because they know that they will be ahead of the class. XD
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy/mommy."
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A self-portrait.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple actually gets picked.