Absence

Absence jokes

Orphan

What is an orphan's favorite toy?

A boomerang because it actually comes back.

Orphan

Why do orphans have water with their cereal?

Because their dad never came back.

Orphan

A man was on the street and went up to a kid wearing rags. The man asked, "Hey, are you an orphan?"

The kid said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"

The man said, "Your parents."

Dog

What do you call a dog with no legs?

It doesn't matter, he's not coming.

Orphan

What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?

The apple actually gets picked.

Orphan

What's the one school event that orphans don't go to?

Parents' evening.

Orphan

Why can't the orphan go on a field trip?

Because he can't sign the parent's signature.

Dad

Where did your dad go? Because I saw him at the milk shop. Oh wait, there isn't one.

Dad

You better get used to having dry cereal cuz your dad ain't never bringing the milk back.