Absence jokes
The "f" in "orphan" stands for "amily." There is no "f."
Q: Why don’t orphans have a personality?
A: They don’t have a person in reality!
Q: Why can orphans swim?
A: They have or-fins.
I think people should date orphans, because their parents are never home.
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in water?
Because dad never came back with the milk.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What's something an orphan likes but doesn't have?
A family.
The worst joke is no joke ;)
Child: Hello, I can’t find my dad.
Stranger: Oh, well when and where did you last see him?
Child: Oh, I remember, 5 years ago he went to get some milk here.
What is an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
I was playing hide-n-seek with my dad and he hid, but I could never find him till this day.
Why was the orphan so successful?
Because people always said, "Go big or go home," and he only had one option. 😂🤣
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.
Why did the orphans have in common? They both don't have parents.
Your dad left you because he went for milk.
*1,000,000 years later*
Her: Dad come back!
Him: FBI open up!
Why can't the orphan go on a field trip?
Because he can't sign the parent's signature.
What’s an orphan's favorite game?
Catch.
Your Parents
What makes a joke a dad joke? When it leaves and doesn't come back.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
They have no mother's or father's day.