Absence jokes
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Not your dad.
What is the difference between the pizza guy and my dad?
The pizza guy shows up when you call him.
You better get used to having dry cereal cuz your dad ain't never bringing the milk back.
Why don't headless people have a head in class?
Because they know that they will be ahead of the class. XD
My dad is like a unicorn.
He's never here. :c
Did you hear about the elephant with no nose?! Me neither.
What did the Orphan say when he Googled Orphan jokes?
I would say these jokes hit home, but there is no home to hit.
The kid's dad was a magician because he disappeared and never came back.
I was walking in a park today and a little girl I asked, "Where are your parents?" She said, "Gone. My dad went to go get the milk and never came back," and I said, "Oof."
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy/mommy."
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A self-portrait.
Why do orphans eat cereal without milk?
Their dad never came with it.
If you can't see your family... you're an orphan.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because their dad never came back.
What does an orphan's family photo called?
A selfie.
Orphans are so vulnerable; they have no parents to tell. - Masai
Fatherless jokes.
A man was on the street and went up to a kid wearing rags. The man asked, "Hey, are you an orphan?"
The kid said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
The man said, "Your parents."
Kid: Hey, why am I an orphan?
Adult: I don't know, ask your parents.
What type of cake can orphans not eat? Homemade.