Absence jokes
What type of cake can orphans not eat? Homemade.
Kid: Hey, why am I an orphan?
Adult: I don't know, ask your parents.
What do you call a photo of an orphan?
A family photo.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually comes back.
Orphans are so vulnerable; they have no parents to tell. - Masai
What does an orphan's family photo called?
A selfie.
If you can't see your family... you're an orphan.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because their dad never came back.
Fatherless jokes.
A man was on the street and went up to a kid wearing rags. The man asked, "Hey, are you an orphan?"
The kid said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
The man said, "Your parents."
When an orphan takes a picture, it’s a family portrait.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter, he's not coming.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple actually gets picked.
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A self-portrait.
What's the one school event that orphans don't go to?
Parents' evening.
Why do orphans eat cereal without milk?
Their dad never came with it.
Why can't the orphan go on a field trip?
Because he can't sign the parent's signature.
When I mist, I miss.
Where did your dad go? Because I saw him at the milk shop. Oh wait, there isn't one.
You better get used to having dry cereal cuz your dad ain't never bringing the milk back.