Absence jokes
Whenever you wanna roast an orphan, say "yo mamma".
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system?
Motherboard.
What do you call a selfie of an orphan?
A family photo.
I tell orphan jokes like there ain’t no parents around.
Why'd the girl fall off the swing?
'Cause she had no arms.
Knock, knock!! Who's there?
Not the girl.
I told Siri about my dog, and she told me if she could tell me a joke to cheer me up, and I said okay.
She asked me, "Knock knock." I said, "Who is there?" She said, "Not your dog."
What school can’t orphans go to?
Home school.
What type of flower does an orphan use?
Self-raising flour.
Do you know why there is no “f” in “orphan?”
Because it stands for family.
Queen Elizabeth came back before your dad did.
Yo, dad went to get milk and still hasn't came back 10 years later!
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Not your dad."Random kid: "My dad went to get milk. My mom said he will be back soon."
Why does the orphan drink hot coco with water?
Because his dad never came back with the milk.
Why does the orphan like nature? He can call someone "mother."
What do Myspace and my dad have in common?
I haven't seen them in a while.
I can’t help you find orphan jokes. Maybe ask their family.
Why do you not have milk with your Oreos?
Daddy never came back with the milk.
I don't know, I don't have one.
I will be back, I'm gonna get milk...
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