Absence jokes
What do you call a selfie of an orphan?
A family photo.
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system?
Motherboard.
I tell orphan jokes like there ain’t no parents around.
Do you know why there is no “f” in “orphan?”
Because it stands for family.
Why'd the girl fall off the swing?
'Cause she had no arms.
Knock, knock!! Who's there?
Not the girl.
Memes
LIKE IF YOUR NOT BLACK
Queen Elizabeth came back before your dad did.
What type of flower does an orphan use?
Self-raising flour.
What school can’t orphans go to?
Home school.
What do orphans and fathers have in common? They both don't have families to go to.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
I told Siri about my dog, and she told me if she could tell me a joke to cheer me up, and I said okay.
She asked me, "Knock knock." I said, "Who is there?" She said, "Not your dog."
What's one thing you'll never find in lost and found?
Your dad.
Man, I had a joke, but it left and never came back.
Yesterday I was asked where my parents are. I said, "Getting milk."
I will be back, I'm gonna get milk...
Me:...
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad.
Yo, dad went to get milk and still hasn't came back 10 years later!
Do orphans eat cereal with water?
Their dad did not come back with the milk.
Why does the orphan drink hot coco with water?
Because his dad never came back with the milk.