Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they can't hit home runs.
What did the girl and the orphan have in common there parents wasnβt home
What is the difference between a normal joke and a dad joke?
When it leaves and never comes back
What did the orphan say to his father?
Nothing, he doesn't have one.
Little boy: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes, what gave me away?
Little boy: Your parents.
What's the difference between a gun and my will to live? None, they are both absent.
Riddle me this. Riddle me that.
Why did my parents never come back?
What does Nemo have in common with my dad?
They both can't be found.
I went up to a kid and asked, "Are you an orphan?" They said, "Yes, what gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."
What is one word orphans can't spell?
Family.
Little Johnny: Hey, Dad, are you finally back with the milk?
Dad: Yea, but it's expired, so I'm going back to the "milk store" and get more (and not come back for a couple more years). :)
Ur mom.
Oh wait, you don't have one.
Why can't you eat cereal?
Because your dad never came back from getting the milk!
Do you know why you never mess with an orphan?
Because theyβve got guardians!
What's an orphan's favorite meme?
Homer going into a bush.
Might take a while to notice and this one is bad.
Why did Stephanie fall off the swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Whoβs there?
Not Stephanie!
Me: Sorry I couldnβt make it to school yesterday, I had an appointment.
Teacher: What kind of appointment?
Me: I had an appointment with a cut day. πππ
True story.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Their dad did not come back with the milk.
WJE officially a gone memory
Knock knock, Who's there? Dad. You came back?
