Absence jokes
Whenever you wanna roast an orphan, say "yo mamma".
I tell orphan jokes like there ain’t no parents around.
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system?
Motherboard.
What do you call a selfie of an orphan?
A family photo.
Why'd the girl fall off the swing?
'Cause she had no arms.
Knock, knock!! Who's there?
Not the girl.
"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Not your dad."Random kid: "My dad went to get milk. My mom said he will be back soon."
I will be back, I'm gonna get milk...
Me:...
Why does the orphan drink hot coco with water?
Because his dad never came back with the milk.
Yo, dad went to get milk and still hasn't came back 10 years later!
I told Siri about my dog, and she told me if she could tell me a joke to cheer me up, and I said okay.
She asked me, "Knock knock." I said, "Who is there?" She said, "Not your dog."
Do you know why there is no “f” in “orphan?”
Because it stands for family.
Queen Elizabeth came back before your dad did.
What school can’t orphans go to?
Home school.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
What do orphans and fathers have in common? They both don't have families to go to.
What type of flower does an orphan use?
Self-raising flour.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
Do orphans eat cereal with water?
Their dad did not come back with the milk.
I can’t help you find orphan jokes. Maybe ask their family.