Absence jokes

Whenever you wanna roast an orphan, say "yo mamma".

What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system?

Motherboard.

What do you call a selfie of an orphan?

A family photo.

I tell orphan jokes like there ain’t no parents around.

What do orphans and fathers have in common? They both don't have families to go to.

Why do you not have milk with your Oreos?

Daddy never came back with the milk.

I can’t help you find orphan jokes. Maybe ask their family.

What's one thing you'll never find in lost and found?

Your dad.

Why does the orphan like nature? He can call someone "mother."

What does an orphan call a family portrait?

A selfie.

What should orphans do when their parents aren’t there? The usual.

Do orphans eat cereal with water?

Their dad did not come back with the milk.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Not your dad.

I don't know, I don't have one.

What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.

I told Siri about my dog, and she told me if she could tell me a joke to cheer me up, and I said okay.

She asked me, "Knock knock." I said, "Who is there?" She said, "Not your dog."

Yesterday I was asked where my parents are. I said, "Getting milk."

What do Myspace and my dad have in common?

I haven't seen them in a while.

"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Not your dad."Random kid: "My dad went to get milk. My mom said he will be back soon."

I will be back, I'm gonna get milk...

Me:...