Absence jokes
What do you call a selfie of an orphan?
A family photo.
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system?
Motherboard.
I tell orphan jokes like there ain’t no parents around.
Why'd the girl fall off the swing?
'Cause she had no arms.
Knock, knock!! Who's there?
Not the girl.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
What do orphans and fathers have in common? They both don't have families to go to.
What type of flower does an orphan use?
Self-raising flour.
I told Siri about my dog, and she told me if she could tell me a joke to cheer me up, and I said okay.
She asked me, "Knock knock." I said, "Who is there?" She said, "Not your dog."
Do you know why there is no “f” in “orphan?”
Because it stands for family.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad.
Yo, dad went to get milk and still hasn't came back 10 years later!
"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Not your dad."Random kid: "My dad went to get milk. My mom said he will be back soon."
What do Myspace and my dad have in common?
I haven't seen them in a while.
Why does the orphan like nature? He can call someone "mother."
What does an orphan call a family portrait?
A selfie.
Why do you not have milk with your Oreos?
Daddy never came back with the milk.
I don't know, I don't have one.
What should orphans do when their parents aren’t there? The usual.
Do orphans eat cereal with water?
Their dad did not come back with the milk.