Absence jokes

I tell orphan jokes like there ain’t no parents around.

What do you call an orphan family photo?

A selfie.

What do orphans and fathers have in common? They both don't have families to go to.

Your hairline goes back to when your dad left you.

"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Not your dad."Random kid: "My dad went to get milk. My mom said he will be back soon."

What do Myspace and my dad have in common?

I haven't seen them in a while.

Why does the orphan like nature? He can call someone "mother."

I saw a news ad on TV about a dad coming home after getting milk. I said, "I've never seen that one before!"

I can’t help you find orphan jokes. Maybe ask their family.

I don't know, I don't have one.

What does an orphan call a family portrait?

A selfie.

Yo, dad went to get milk and still hasn't came back 10 years later!

What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.

I told Siri about my dog, and she told me if she could tell me a joke to cheer me up, and I said okay.

She asked me, "Knock knock." I said, "Who is there?" She said, "Not your dog."

Do orphans eat cereal with water?

Their dad did not come back with the milk.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Not your dad.

What should orphans do when their parents aren’t there? The usual.

Yesterday I was asked where my parents are. I said, "Getting milk."

Why does the orphan drink hot coco with water?

Because his dad never came back with the milk.

I will be back, I'm gonna get milk...

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