Absence jokes
Why do orphans eat cereal without milk?
Because their dad never came home from the store.
What is an orphan's excuse to leave a party?
"I'm gonna make like my parents and run."
What is one word orphans can't spell?
Family.
Why did the orphan go to the woods? To take a *what*?
What's the difference between my dad and Nemo?
I don't know. I still haven't found them.
What does a dad and the Twin Towers have in common? Once they're gone they never come back.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait.
The orphan: why don't my parents love me? Me: because you don't have any.
What's the difference between you and my dad? You come home.
Your forehead is like my dad.
Non-existent.
I walked to the milk store and did not see my dad.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple has a family tree.
When you're the only one bullying the weird kid and you're absent on the day he shoots up the school. ̄\_(ツ)_/ ̄
Why are orphans bad at hide and seek?
Because they can’t find their parents.
Bruh, people always makin' jokes 'bout how their dad left, well in my story it was the mum that needed milk.
Kid: Your mom!
Orphan: (cries)
The "f" in "orphan" stands for "amily." There is no "f."
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Boomerangs come back, but your dad never did.
Ur mom.
Oh wait, you don't have one.