Absence jokes
What’s an orphan’s least favorite school event? Homecoming!
I was going to tell my dad a joke, but he still hasn't come back with the milk yet.
Why aren’t orphan jokes funny?
The punchline isn’t apparent.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because their dad never came home with the milk.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite drink?
Milk, because his parents never came back with it.
What do orphans call a family picture?
A selfy.
Why can't orphans make dad jokes? Because they don't have one.
Yo dad is like a boomerang; he never comes back.
The orphan's best friend wanted to meet his family, so he took a selfie.
Did you know an orphan is deeply religious because they can finally call someone "father."
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't go to home plate.
Boy 1: "Sonic is a fictional character."
Boy 2: "Yeah, just like your dad."
Your hairline's so bad, your dad went to get the milk and never came back. Years later, he comes back and says, "Go get a hairline, boy."
What does my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was 5.
My mom loves balls.
But my dad has been gone for the last 4 years.
How do you know when a joke has turned into a dad joke?
When it leaves you and never comes back.
What do you call an orphan taking a picture of themself?
A family photo.