I saw a kid on the side of the road covered in rags and asked if he was an orphan. He said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."
I saw a kid on the curb while I was on a walk, and he was in baggy clothes, and I said, "Are you an orphan?" He said, "Yeah." And the orphan said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Ur parents."
Did your dad ever tell you he was going to get milk... But then never came back lol? 😅
When my dad left, he said he would bring back the milk, but 20 years later he only came with my new sister and eggs. And I confronted him, and he said, "I used all the milk to make your sister."
You are like a thunderstorm; when you go away, like your dad, everyone is happy.
What do dead people and orphans have in common? They can't see their family.
My girlfriend told me that she wonders what our kids will look like.
No, they will be wondering what I look like.
What does Nemo have in common with my dad?
They both can't be found.
What do Myspace and my dad have in common?
I haven't seen them in a while.
Yo, dad is so stupid, he brought the milk after two years, and he said, "Oh, sorry son. I'm going back to the store. Bye."
Why did your father go away?
'Cause he needs da milk.
"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Not your dad."Random kid: "My dad went to get milk. My mom said he will be back soon."
Why are orphans not boomerangs? Because they never come back.
I would make a dad joke, but I don't have a dad to joke about.
I was walking in a park today and a little girl I asked, "Where are your parents?" She said, "Gone. My dad went to go get the milk and never came back," and I said, "Oof."
Where does an orphan come from?
Daddy getting milk.
My jokes are like your dad, you only see them for a few days.
Why are orphans always sad?
Because their parents aren't there to cheer them up.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Because their dad never came home with the milk.
Little Johnny: Hey, Dad, are you finally back with the milk?
Dad: Yea, but it's expired, so I'm going back to the "milk store" and get more (and not come back for a couple more years). :)
