The "f" in orphan is for family.
Q: Why don’t orphans have a personality?
A: They don’t have a person in reality!
Why do orphans go on holiday?
To see what family is like.
Why do orphans only eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why do orphans have gross cakes?
Because their dad didn't come home with the milk.
The best thing about an orphan? They don’t have to suffer from "your mama" jokes.
Did you know the F in orphan stands for family... Oh wait, haha.
We should stop making jokes about orphans before they tell their parents... Oh, continue.
An orphan's favorite toy is a boomerang. It comes back to them, unlike their parents.
Why can't an orphan have milk?
His dad didn't come back with the milk.
The twin towers are just like my mom and dad, they went to work and never came back.
I will be back, I'm gonna get milk...
Me:...
There’s going to be a wild party at the orphanage tonight...
The parents aren’t home.
Dad: "I'll be back in a minute."
20 years later
Orphan: "Dad?"
Why do orphans have water in cereal?
Because mom was never around to produce milk.
What did the mom tell her son when he asked for a bowl of cereal? "Sorry your dad wasn't came back with the milk yet."
What's the difference between Nemo and my dad?
Nemo was eventually found.
My dad went to get milk from Tesco’s.
He never came back.
What’s the difference between a clock and an orphan's dad? The clock comes back around.
Q: Why can't orphans be on a football team?
A: Because they won't know where to go on a home game.
Why does the orphan drink hot coco with water?
Because his dad never came back with the milk.
