Absence jokes
Why do orphans eat breakfast with water?
The dad did not come home with the milk.
What is the orphan's version of a family portrait?
A selfie.
What do you call an orphan that has a brother? The second one without one.
Why do orphans eat their cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk! 😂🤣
Your dad went to get the milk, but he was actually trying to find his father. He wasn't there.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad.
Why don't orphans learn about ancient Egypt? They don't know what mummies are.
What does the "f" stand for in orphan?
Family.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Not your dad.
Why did the orphan try to get hurt?
Because then they would get surrounded with people who care about him.
He looks around, no one is there.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because the dad never came back with the cow.
What's the difference between me and an orphan?
At least my dad came back.
I hope you have to dip your Oreos in water because your dad never came back with the milk.
The F in orphans stands for family...
If your dad didn't bring the milk, what are you dipping your cookies in?
You know, their family dinners must be so happy.
What does water see in orphans that they don't? Their parents.
A man was on the street and went up to a kid wearing rags. The man asked, "Hey, are you an orphan?"
The kid said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
The man said, "Your parents."
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked.
Fatherless jokes.