Absence jokes
I went home to my girlfriend with milk! She said, "Oh thank you honey!"
Then I got a call from a girl named Melissa. She called and said, "Steven, where the hell have you been? It's been two weeks and you still haven't come back yet?"
I think my dad's gay because he goes out with his mates to get milk but never returns.
What do you call a picture of an orphan?
A family photo.
Why can't an orphan go on a field trip? They don't have a parent's signature.
Yo, dad went to get milk and still hasn't came back 10 years later!
What do you call a family photo with an orphan?
A selfie.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What is an orphan's dad's job?
A magician because he makes himself disappear.
The worst joke is no joke ;)
What is an orphan's favorite joke?
"Yo mama" jokes.
Why can't orphans have family time?
They don't have a family.
Your mom! Oh wait, you don't have one.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite school event? Homecoming!
I was going to tell my dad a joke, but he still hasn't come back with the milk yet.
Why aren’t orphan jokes funny?
The punchline isn’t apparent.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because their dad never came home with the milk.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite drink?
Milk, because his parents never came back with it.
What do orphans call a family picture?
A selfy.
Why can't orphans make dad jokes? Because they don't have one.
Yo dad is like a boomerang; he never comes back.