Absence jokes
What do you call a man with no shins? Tony.
Orphans are so vulnerable; they have no parents to tell. - Masai
I told Siri about my dog, and she told me if she could tell me a joke to cheer me up, and I said okay.
She asked me, "Knock knock." I said, "Who is there?" She said, "Not your dog."
A boy went to a genie and said, "I want to be like Batman."
He went home, his parents weren't there.
What does an orphan's family photo called?
A selfie.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
If you can't see your family... you're an orphan.
Orphans eat their cereal with water because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call someone with no nose and no body?
Nobody knows.
I went home to my girlfriend with milk! She said, "Oh thank you honey!"
Then I got a call from a girl named Melissa. She called and said, "Steven, where the hell have you been? It's been two weeks and you still haven't come back yet?"
I think my dad's gay because he goes out with his mates to get milk but never returns.
What do you call a picture of an orphan?
A family photo.
Why can't an orphan go on a field trip? They don't have a parent's signature.
Yo, dad went to get milk and still hasn't came back 10 years later!
What do you call a family photo with an orphan?
A selfie.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What is an orphan's dad's job?
A magician because he makes himself disappear.
The worst joke is no joke ;)
What is an orphan's favorite joke?
"Yo mama" jokes.
Why can't orphans have family time?
They don't have a family.