What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system?
Motherboard.
What does an orphan call a family picture?
A selfie.
Milk makes you tall, right?
Well how did you get tall if your dad didn't come back with the milk?
POV: Your dad is gone.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad. LMAO.
What's the difference between a dad and the Twin Towers? The Twin Towers went black and never came back, and the dad was black and just didn't come back.
What do you call a picture of an orphan?
A family portrait.
I can’t help you find orphan jokes. Maybe ask their family.
Why does an orphan start with an "O"?
Because they only see their parents in their dream.
An orphan thinks he finally sees his mom, but then he realizes it's air.
A little girl was sitting with some other kids. She thought to herself, "I want to have kids when I'm older, at least they’ll have a home, parents, and hopefully a dad that actually came back with the milk!" 🤣😂
The one good thing about an orphan is that they don't get roasted with a "yo mama" joke.
What do orphans call a family pic?
A selfie.
Why did the orphan not get service at the restaurant?
Because it was a family restaurant!
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar?
They don’t have fathers or Mother’s Day.
My friend asked me why I haven’t had milk in six years.
I told him my dad never came back with it.
Where are your parents? Oh, behind you? Not any more.
I saw a news ad on TV about a dad coming home after getting milk. I said, "I've never seen that one before!"
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
For this orphan, his dad didn't only go and get the milk. His mom did too.
What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
