Silly Sonka

I am the one that is worthy of 1k follows. My favorite food: Sushi Favorite Pokémon: Shiny Bagon Feel free to make yourself at home! 😊 I am the CEO of Silly Inc. The largest meme company. Wade, Exquisite Toad, Depre$$0_Expre$$0, Friendly, Takoyaki, mal.. , Apple🪼, Ingenious,Jake ツ, chunkemonke, and lil bro are my buddies I’m on CrackedRuby, Dagger, and Connrad asses Sonka here, this account is now a shitpost wasteland
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Alright, class, we have 39 students and 40 seats.

That one dyslexic kid thinking he’s Superman:

Falco: Dreaming of a day when I don’t hear people say I’m a knockoff Fox, knockoff Fox.

Fox: Dreaming of a day when you die in a fire and I get all your aerial skills.

Falco: Wat...

Yo mama so fat that she was the float in the Thanksgiving Day Parade with Kermit the Frog

Hickory dickory dock, the mouse ran up the clock.

He finally got up there, but a bird stole his co-.

Why did the chicken cro-

UM, ACTUALLY, THE CHICKEN CAN'T CROSS THE ROAD UNLESS IT'S UNDER SOME ROOSTER OR HEN SUPERVISION OR ELSE THE CAR WILL CRASH THE CHICKEN, AND THEY WILL DIE. 🤓

What happens when a Tandemaus evolves?

Friend: What's that white stuff coming out of the Pokémon Box?

Joke time!

Now, Heaven or Hell?

Heaven: we got clouds.

Hell: we got a frickin' private yacht!

Me: September is here!

[Labor Day comes]

Also me (ft. Green Day): “Wake me up when September ends!”

My friend: How are you running so fast? You just had 10 hamburgers!

Me: It’s the 10 hamburgers that are making me run fast!

I found a dog outside a store, so I took him home with me.

The dog was standing outside a blind supplies store.

Your mama is so skinny that when she went to go outside, the slightest breeze flew her all the way to New Mexico.