Yo mama so fat that she was the float in the Thanksgiving Day Parade with Kermit the Frog
Silly Sonka
I am the one that is worthy of 1k follows.
My favorite food: Sushi
Favorite Pokémon: Shiny Bagon
Feel free to make yourself at home! 😊
I am the CEO of Silly Inc. The largest meme company.
Wade, Exquisite Toad, Depre$$0_Expre$$0, Friendly, Takoyaki, mal.. , Apple🪼, Ingenious, and Jake ツ are my buddies
I’m on CrackedRuby, Dagger, and chunkemonke 2.0’s asses
Why did the chicken cro-
UM ACTUALLY THE CHICKEN CANT CROSS THE ROAD UNLESS ITS UNER SOME ROOSTER IR HEN SUPERVISION OR ELSE THE CAR WILL CRASH THE CHICKEN AND THEY WILL DIE.🤓
How to make an orphan die
Tell then to yell until their folks come home.
I told my fam a joke
They all looked at me weird and one person even said “I’m sorry”
Hickory dickory dock, the mouse ran up the clock
He finally got up there, but a bird stole his co-
Time to play guitar!
*absolutely shreds*
Dying mall be like...
Toys were us
Goodbye kitty
Dying Canes
I found a dog outside a store, so I took him home with me.
The dog was standing outside a blind supplies store
Why do ponies hate Silento?
Because they neigh neigh too much
Me: September is here!
[labor day comes]
Also me (ft. Green Day) “Wake me up when September ends!
Long time since I made a joke huh? I used a Time Machine to make this one
“The difference between Asians and Caucasians is the cau-
Your mama so skinny that when she went to go outside, the slightest breeze flew her all the way to New Mexico
Raplhie: They put drugs in our medication?
Me: The medication is the drugs.
Me when I find my sisters diary: oooooo
You have 10 to live
“Wait, as in 10 minutes?
10, 9 8..
My friend: How are you running fast! You just had 10 hamburgers!
Me: It’s the 10 hamburgers that are making me run fast!
What happens when a Tandemaus evolves
Friend: Whats that white stuff coming out of the Pokémon Box
Recently ma baby did this
🖕🏼👶🏼🖕🏼 🎽 👖
Joke time!
Now, Heaven or Hell?
Heaven: we got clouds
Hell: we got a frickin private yacht