What does a priest and Christmas tree have in common the balls are just for decoration
Shower thoughts
What does Jeffrey Dahmer and Travis Scott have in common? Eight dead people
Jill goes home one night with a guy she met at a club. He's tall, super hot, and seems different than most guys she meets. They arrive at his place and head straight to his room. Jill can't help but notice a shelf full of teddy bears. On the bottom are small teddy bears, on the middle are medium-sized teddy bears, and finally, on the top are large teddy bears, all lined up beside each other. She begins to think that he is sentimental and sweet, and isn't afraid to show it. Her heart melts and she want to give him the best night of his life. She gives him a blowjob, and lets him really give it to her, and even takes it in the rear! In the morning, she slowly gets dressed, and smiles at him and asks, "How was that?" He nods and says, "Not too fuckin' bad at all. Help yourself to a prize on the second shelf!"
How is slavery different from Pokémon? The types you can have
I heard Steven Spielberg is coming out with a new movie about fat people called E.C (Extra cholesterol)
A buddy and I checked out some books from a local library, when we returned them he said “your sister works the returns right” I told him “yes she does and she will be here in about five minutes”. He said “ why don’t we put a cook book in the women’s sports section” I told him “I love it” so I picked out a Reese Witherspoon book.
What show does an orphan hate?
Family Guy.
When ur fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now u gotta fight the suicide squd
Where did Jeffrey Epstein go to college? Bring them young
What did Tupac Homies smoke is ashes
it would’ve been too tacky to take a shot in his memory
What is the difference between Bill Cosby and a rap artist? The word art
Why were the rappers late for their flight? They forgot to Pack
Who is my favorite underground rapper XXX tentacion
Did you hear Palpatine is sewing Nike Stole his slogan, just do it
How did Aniken get away with cheating?
By choking on his wife
What does Yoda say when he’s at the strip club? Dirty bitch, you are
What do a small pair of underpants and small dance room have in common no ballroom
I was at a train station and a woman ran up to me and asked is this train running on time, I said no it runs on steam and coal
I arrived at a restaurant early and manager said do you mind waiting a bit? I said I don’t mind and he said OK. Take these trays to table 9.
What do you call a general neutral person who is lactose intolerant non-bi dairy