Girl: "Hey, why don't you come over?"
Guy: "I can't. Cops are looking for me, they say I killed 2 people."
Girl: "C'mon, my parents aren't home."
Guy: "About that..."
Killer Excuse
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. The dude in the joke can't go to the girl's house because the cops are after him for killing two people. But, plot twist! The girl's parents are those two people. You following, or am I gonna have to draw you a picture?