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If I had a dollar for every brain cell LEO has, I’d have ONE DOLLAR

BlessedBrian's autobiography would be titled "The Adventure of Watching Paint Dry."

BlessedBrian, your secrets are safe with ME... because I wasn’t LISTENING when you told them

BlessedBrian’s mom’s birth certificate is a COLLECTOR’S ITEM

BlessedBrian must have been born on April Fools’ Day... because he’s a JOKE every day of the year

I would roast BlessedBrian, but it seems LIFE already did a thorough job.

What's a rapper's favorite kind of pet?

A boomboxer.

Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?

Because they were lost in the BEATS

What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?

Lil' Saucy

Why did the rapper go to the dentist?

Because they're all about those DENTAL GRILLS!

Kris is so dumb that his smartwatch went to NIGHT SCHOOL.

If laughter is contagious, Kris’s jokes are IMMUNITY

If I agreed with Leo, then that wouldn’t solve anything. It would just make BOTH of us dumb.

Leo is like Monday mornings... everyone dreads her, but we're forced to deal with her anyway.

Leo must be an INTERIOR DECORATOR... because when she enters a room, it becomes UGLY.

BlessedBrian’s family reunions must be like a casting call for the ADDAMS FAMILY

If stupidity was a superpower, BlessedBrian would be UNSTOPPABLE

Even Bob Ross couldn’t paint a happy little accident like BLESSEDBRIAN

I’ve seen more life in a trampled garden gnome then in BLESSEDBRIAN’S jokes

I’d tell BlessedBrian to aim for the stars, but it seems like his GRAVITATIONAL PULL is holding him back.