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How do rappers like their coffee? With a lot of FLOW CREAMER

Why was the rapper always in shape?

Because he dropped so many BARS, he had to stay fit to pick them up!

What did the rapper say when he stubbed his toe?

"Ouch! That's NOT a sick beat”

Why did the rapper get kicked out of the grocery store?

He kept dropping the BEETS

What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?

Rhyme-n-Sneakers

Why did the rapper always carry a map?

Because he was afraid of getting LOST in the BARS.

How do rappers stay cool in the studio?

They turn on the mic and DROP THE HEAT

Why did the rapper become a gardener?

Because he wanted to drop some FRESH SEEDS

Why did the rapper become a painter?

To brush up on his rhymes!

Why did the rapper become a weatherman?

To predict the HEAT of his next single.

Why did the rapper become a carpenter?

To build some SOLID BARS

Why did the rapper go to the zoo?

To find some WILD BEATS.

Why did the rapper become a chef?

Because he wanted to cook up some FIRE BARS!

Why did the rapper go to school?

To learn how to drop some KNOWLEDGE on his tracks

Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?

Because he was searching for the PERFECT FLOW

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?

For some sick DRIZZLE on his tracks.

They say birds of a feather flock together, so I guess that’s why KRIS and COMMON SENSE haven’t met yet

Kris looks like a Neanderthal, the only difference is that Neanderthals serve a purpose in HUMAN HISTORY

Yo Leo, are you an interior decorator? Because when you enter a room, it becomes EMPTY

Leo might not be the dumbest person in the world... but she’d better hope they don’t DIE!