Why did the rapper apologize to the sidewalk?
He didn’t mean to SPIT that hard
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Why did the rapper sit on the stool?
Because he had too much FLOW to stand still
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of fishing?
Catching BIG BASS
What do you call a rapper who can’t rhyme?
A SPEECH IMPEDIMENT
Why don't rappers struggle with geometry?
Because they have all the ANGLES covered
What do you call a rapper who can't rhyme?
A rapscallion without the RAP
How do rappers freshen their breath?
With a MICRO-MINT
Why don’t rappers ever get cold?
Because they have so many FANS
What’s a rapper’s favorite tool?
A MIC WRENCH
What’s a rapper's favorite type of weather?
When it's COOLIO
What kind of tests do rappers always pass?
SOUND CHECKS
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always have BARS on their GPS
How do rappers like their steaks?
With lots of SIZZLE
Why did the rapper climb a ladder during his performance?
He wanted to take his career to the NEXT LEVEL
Why don’t rappers ever get lost?
They always have a NAVIGATOR dropping the beat
What do you call a rapper who can’t RHYME?
Unemployed
What do you call it when a rapper has a cold?
A SNIFF BEAT
What’s a rapper’s favorite computer key?
The space bar... it lets them space out their RHYMES
How do you know a rapper is ready to cook?
He drops the BEET
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an ACCOUNTANT?
Jay-Z and B