Whats the difference between a chickpea and a lentil? I've never had a lentil on my face.
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im an 8 year old boy
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why should you wrap your hampsters in duct tape? so they dont explode when you fuck them.
if being sexy were a crime you better lock me up. not because I'm sexy but because I have 5 dead children in my basement
if the UK is 6 hours ahead of us why didnt they just warn us about 9/11
i went to the pharmacy the other day. i tried to buy a pack of condoms but i pretended i didnt have enough money to mess with the cashier. i went back into the aisles of the store got a pack of rubber bands and plastic wrap bought them and walked out. i loved the look on the casheirs face when they saw my decision.
whats the difference between kobe bryant and jeffery epstein? only 2 13 year olds went down on kobes helicopter.
minimalism is a scam created by big small to sell more less
the highest level of trust in the world is when two cannibals are each giving each other blowjobs.
what do you call an emo person whos not depressed? dead.
my son is such a miserable brat, I bought him a brand new trampoline for christmas and all he wants to do is sit in his wheelchair and cry.
why did i give an orphan the iphone X? because it is the first one without a home button.
bob has no arms knock knock, whos there, its not bob.
I was blessed with a 9 inch penis the priest is in jail now.
why cant there be a gay disabled person? because a fruit cant be the same as a vegetable
