I was blessed with a 9 inch penis the priest is in jail now.
Heroin Monkey
if the UK is 6 hours ahead of us why didnt they just warn us about 9/11
what do you call an emo person whos not depressed? dead.
Whats the difference between a chickpea and a lentil? I've never had a lentil on my face.
why did i give an orphan the iphone X? because it is the first one without a home button.
the highest level of trust in the world is when two cannibals are each giving each other blowjobs.
my son is such a miserable brat, I bought him a brand new trampoline for christmas and all he wants to do is sit in his wheelchair and cry.
if being sexy were a crime you better lock me up. not because I'm sexy but because I have 5 dead children in my basement
i went to the pharmacy the other day. i tried to buy a pack of condoms but i pretended i didnt have enough money to mess with the cashier. i went back into the aisles of the store got a pack of rubber bands and plastic wrap bought them and walked out. i loved the look on the casheirs face when they saw my decision.
why should you wrap your hampsters in duct tape? so they dont explode when you fuck them.
whats the difference between kobe bryant and jeffery epstein? only 2 13 year olds went down on kobes helicopter.
why cant there be a gay disabled person? because a fruit cant be the same as a vegetable
bob has no arms knock knock, whos there, its not bob.
minimalism is a scam created by big small to sell more less