Yo mama so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.
GG Miller
This is the Polo Gang..
Just posting corny dad jokes.
Yo mama's so ugly, she could make an onion cry
Yo momma is so ugly even the trash man wouldn't pick her up.
Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yes, let's go bury it."
"Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it's a soap opera."
"What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?" "Sofishticated."
stolen dad jokes: "I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered."
yo mama's so stupid when they said "order in the court' She asked for burgers and fries
your mama's so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind
If 2 vegans are arguing is it still considered beef?
I don't got a pencil or pen in this bookbag Added like ten to the clip 'cause it look bad Don't give a fuck if you pissed, nigga, get mad Or you can bitch and get killed with your bitch ass Lil' bro got blood on his shirt with his Crip ass Go write a diss and get murked, don't do shit ass Bitch, I'm a star, I might burst with my stiff ass Hop out the car like, "Who want it? Who with that?" I don't know nothin', I was gone when they did that Bandana wrapped where my chrome and my wig at If he want beef, hit his home with a Big Mac Niggas be breakin' the code like a Kit-Kat Runnin' your mouth like a ho get you bitch-slapped
Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless!
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? “Supplies!”
I just watched a documentary about beavers. It was the best dam show I ever saw!
How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it!
MORE BAD JOKES
How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus? Tentacles!
CORNY JOKE OF THE DAY
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
12 look at your shoes 34 they look better than yours 56 you have no friends 78 you look like a ape 9 10 dont you like men 11 12 hell naw i like females
No matter how big the jar there is 1 thing that can never fit inside it what is it?