GG Miller

Did you hear about the fire at the shoe factory? Unfortunately, many soles were lost.

Did you hear about the roofer who went to the doctor? He had shingles.

How do you hire a horse? Easy. Just put up a ladder.

Why shouldn't you trust tree's? because they seem shady

Is there anything worse than when it's raining cats and dogs? Yes, hailing taxis.

What kind of fish knows how to do an appendectomy? A Sturgeon

What do you call a pig who knows how to use a knife? A pork chop.

Did you hear about the fire at the shoe factory? Unfortunately, many soles were lost.

How do you hire a horse? Easy. Just put up a ladder.

2 twins were talking in class, I threw a paper airplane at one of them

My dad was a great pilot............. He died in 911

"What did one wall say to the other?" "I'll meet you at the corner."

"How does the moon cut his hair?" "Eclipse it.