Yo mama's so stupid, when I said, "Drinks on the house," she got a ladder.
GG Miller
If you're that depressed, reach out to someone. And remember, suicide is a permanent solution.
Yo mama's so stupid, she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
Yo mama's so old, she knew Burger King when he was a prince.
Yo mama's so old, she walked out of a museum and the alarm went off
Yo mama's so dumb, she trips over the wireless internet.
Yo mama's so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she grabbed a bowl.
Yo mama's so fat, when God said, “Let there be light,” he asked her to move out of the way.
Yo mama's so fat, Thanos had to clap.
What’s the best air to breathe if you want to be rich? Millionaire.
What do you call a man wearing a rug on his head? Matt.
What sits on the seabed and has anxiety? A nervous wreck.
What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.
What should you do if you meet a giant? Use big words.
Did you hear about the woman who couldn't stop collecting magazines? She had issues.
I wanted to take a bath, but decided to leave it where it is.
Once I read a book about glue.
I couldn't put it down.
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?"
Did you hear about the broken guitar for sale?
It comes with no strings attached.
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