Roses are red, that much is true. But violets are violet, not f*ing blue!
GG Miller
This is the Polo Gang..
Just posting corny dad jokes.
some say lil durk and king von were friend's, but others say they were cousin's. HELP ME OUT which is it.
jack and jill went up the hill jack fell down his *ss was bound, and jill continued up the hill jack came back and beat jill's back, and he got the ultimate kill.
Who's the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The one who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen doughnuts
What did the toaster say to the slice of bread? "I want you inside me."
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said "you know you wanna"
Jill said yes and lifted up her dress they had some fun
But silly Jill forgot her pill and now they have a son
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This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
Your forehead is so big that the teachers use it as a whiteboard.
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This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
Your forehead is so big and shiney it looks like a solar field.
Your forehead is so big that it made Mona Lisa smile.
Your forehead is so big you could roast meat on it.
Youre forehead so big NASA thought it was Mars.
Your forehead is so big I bet your dreams are in IMAX.