Q. Why aren't jokes about bulimia funny?
A. They're just in bad taste.
Amaurotic Idiocy
@amauroticidiocy
If it exists, I'll make fun of it.
I dated an Indian girl for about six months. She was always Sikhing attention.
Your momma is so slutty, they hired her as a condom tester.
Q. What's a dog's favourite type of sex? A. Ruff.
In Junior High, we had to do a report on euthanasia. I misunderstood the report and wrote about how I'd really like a Korean girlfriend.
Q. What does Jeffrey Epstein get his sex partners for their birthday? A. Crayons.
Q. Why aren't midget jokes funny?
A. They always seem to punch down.
Jeffrey Epstein was a horrible person, but at least he killed Jeffrey Epstein.
Q. What's a 9/11 survivor's least favorite bagel? A. Plain.
What's the best name for a prostitute?
SI-MOAN.
I knew a guy who would always claim he had a buddy with an IQ of 1.
It turns out he was just looking in the mirror.
You could be sitting alone and still be the dumbest person in the room.
Q. What do you get when you cross a mentally disabled person with a pedophile? A. Jeffy Epstein.
Q: What do priests do to stay in shape?
A: They exorcise.
Q. If a pedophile, necrophile, and a guy who is into incest are all sitting in a car, who's driving?
A. A police officer.
Did you hear about the pervert who couldn't decide whether he was into incest or necrophilia?
He killed his mom and then fucked her.
Q. What's the difference between an Alzheimer's patient and a tomato? A. A tomato isn't a vegetable.
Your momma so slutty, she got banned from Heavy-R.
Halloween. The day we celebrate your face.
Q. What's the difference between a CEO and a deer?
A. You don't normally fuck the deer after you've shot it.