Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Name: Jack, call sign "triple".

School: Nova corps gun academy.

Location: Wyoming mountains.

Most people think an octopus has 8 legs.

Actually, they have 6 legs and 2 arms. How can you tell which are the arms?

Hit it on the head. The two that go up to the head when he says "Owwww" are his arms.

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    • Little Timmy is hanging out with Rapunzel, and he mentions Hugo and a few other characters from Varian And The Seven Kingdoms, and she responds with, “Who the frick are you talking about? Since I don’t know them, I got a surprise for you!” She wraps him up in Christmas wrapping paper labeled "For Eugene."

    I saw a fortune teller the other day. She told me I would come into some money.

    Last night, I fucked a chick named Penny. What are the odds?

    Do you remember blowing bubbles when you were younger?

    Well, Bubbles is back in town and was asking about you!

    A blind man once told me he smokes a lot because he has nothing to look forward to. Well, let's just say that I see his point.

    Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.

    One turns to the other and says, "I think I've lost my electron."

    The other asks, "Are you sure?"

    "Yes," the first says, "I'm positive!"

    I should probably stop making emo jokes.

    They just don't seem to cut it anymore.

    I tried having a three-way with two physicists, but they couldn't solve the three-body problem.

    What's the difference between PMS and a terrorist?

    You can negotiate with the terrorist.

    What did Warner Brothers get for making that horrible Joker sequel?

    They got what they fucking deserved!!!!!!!!