Worst Jokes Ever
Little Herobrine, I'm cumming in ur mom! Call me Saddam Hussein cuz I'm dropping rap bombs!!
I have a Twin Towers model in my room.
It got infested with jumping spiders.
"Being broke is a disease, stay the fuck away from me."
Spiderman needs to fight against the emos, new movie idea!
I can’t take credit for this joke; it’s not mine.
Remember that time Joe Biden fell off his bike? He said it’s not his fault. He blamed the tires for being too inflated.
Eminem: "He don't even know his own father." Orphans: Dang, wish I could listen to that. Eminem: At least you have a rap God to call father.
Q: Why can't orphans do homework? A: They don't have a home to do it at.
Your forehead is big. God said dude that's bigger than me and I'm infinitely big!
What did the baseball ⚾️ say to the bat?
“We should touch base.”
My friend playing truth or dare asked me: "Dare".
My friends: "I dare you to go home."
If you're bored, pull a Technoblade, bully orphans.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why did the orphan fail in baseball?
He couldn't find home.
Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
'Cause they really enjoy Far From Home and No Way Home. Damn, was he mad about Spider-Man Homecoming!
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite type of car on fire? Hot wheels.
What’s Emos favourite bacci?
Cutters choice.
Why does the military pick orphans as fighter pilots?
Because homing missiles don't work on them.
Why do cat orphans watch sci-fi movies?
Because they won't understand what the mother ship is.
If an orphan took a picture, what would you call it? A family photo.
Back bent.
What does Aaron eat for breakfast? Food.