Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.
The gayest person in the world is Pacman, because I can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.
I was at the orphan place, and I saw a kid crying. And I asked him where his parents are, and he fainted.
My mom loves balls.
But my dad has been gone for the last 4 years.
I'm black, and I have a dying family in my basement that hasn't eaten in 2 weeks. They need help.
Btw, it's a joke lol.
What do you call a door? A floor.
How does an emo kid compliment one another?
Like your cuts, G.
I asked an emo kid if they were jealous because their phone died before them.
Wesley, stop saying your life is a joke.
Jokes have meaning.
Don't give up on your dreams...
Keep sleeping.
Have you ever seen a blind man swim?
No.
Neither has he.
"I work with animals," a man said on his Tinder date. "That's so sweet," she replies. "I love a man who works with animals. Where do you work?" "At the butcher shop!"
Are you free tomorrow?
No, I’m expensive, sorry. 💵💸
What do you call security guards working outside of Samsung shops?
Guardians of the Galaxy. 🌌
What do you get when you cross a Jamaican with a ginger?
A gingerbread man.
You also have to learn to say no. For example: "Would you like a piece of cake?" "No, I'd like two."
So, a man goes to church and is dipped in water three times by a Priest as he says, "From now on your name is Michael, and you will shed your sins of gambling and alcohol."
Soon after, the man heads home and rushes to the fridge to grab a can of beer. He turns on the sink and dips the beer can in the water three times while saying, "From now on you will be known as Not Alcohol."
Bully: I can't understand you because I don't speak ugly language.
Me: And I don't speak idiot language.
What language do billboards speak?
Sign language.
What's gayer than a gangbang in a man sex ring?
Not slapping the ass at Hooters.