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Worst Jokes Ever
You know that I drink water, right? I drink water because I am water. Water is water.
Why did the stairs move?
Because it was up to something!
Elementary school kids: School is fun.
Me: Yeah, yeah, just keep believing that.
What game did Al-Qaeda play with the Twin Towers on September 11th, 2001? Jenga.
These girls were bullying a kid. I asked if they were raping him. They stopped.
If you don't like racist people, isn't that discrimination?
I can hear thunder outside, which I find weird since the lightning is on my arm...
A young peasant coming from the field with his scythe on his shoulder notices an attractive young woman that was doing the laundry in a mountain stream, perched on some rocks near a waterfall.
The guy stops and leans against his scythe, fascinated by the young girl's beauty.
After minutes of watching her, she loses her balance, slips on a rock and falls all the way down, crushing her head on the white rocks.
Thoughtful, he puts his scythe back on his shoulder and walks away, saying to himself "Damn, another washing machine destroyed by limestone!"
I was lip to lip yesterday, and now I can't get the cum out of my mouth.
Why do I love a block? Because I can fall off the stairs.
Why did the student at Blacktown Girls cross the road? To go to heaven. HAHAHA
Why did the chicken nugget cross the road?
To get cooked by KFC.
I'm the joke 😈😈😈 HAHHAHAAHHAHA Delilah my kitten meow meow to the woof woof.
I'll start: Monokuma.
Why did two 4s skip dinner? Because they already ate.
Why does my brother have no mom?
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they all sit in the dark.
For Charlie D'Amelio fans, my basement is your home now. Leave a like if you agree with me.
I make phones for orphans. Sadly, it has no home button.
