Worst Jokes Ever
What is an Emo's favorite hobby?
Hanging in.
Kid says to genie,
"I want to be like Batman!"
Kid goes home, both of them are dead.
How does a priest purify water?
Boil the hell out of it!
What do orphans be on Halloween?
They be themselves.
What did the person say to the orphan?
"Where are your parents?"
Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore – my face should be among them.
At 9/11, the people in the Twin Towers ordered pizza. They asked for pepperoni, but instead got plane.
What's an Emo's least favorite game?
Fruit Ninja.
Making 9/11 jokes? It's just plane wrong.
What do orphans want to get for Christmas?... A mother.
Little Jonny fucked his mum.
I was walking till I saw a kid sitting on the street. I walked over there and said, "Where are your parents?" He cried even more.
Oh, I just love talking to orphans.
Why did the cat cross the road?
To make a catastrophy on the road.
I bet emo kids are jealous when their phone dies.
What is a woman doing with an empty sheet?
Reading her rights!
Boss: You're fired.
Me: *turns in my gun and my badge*
Boss: You're a waiter. Where did you get those?
Me: Do you ever just walk into a room and forget what you were doing?
Bank teller: [eyes wide] Uhhhhh...
Me: *scratches head with gun* Man, I hate it when this happens.
Why does a leaf fall faster than an Emo?
The Emo hangs himself.
What do you call a stupid mannequin?
A dummy.
Who is the world's fastest reader?
The Twin Towers, they blew through 86 stories in 5 seconds.