Worst Jokes Ever

I bribbled a kid and he was bribbled hem so hard that his balls came off.

Yo mama is so fat, she jumped on a trampoline and she broke it.

Yo mama so fat, she eat 60 Big Macs while singing "Badaaha."

I put the fun in funeral.

The Twin Towers are like Jenga; you yell "towers falling!"

I made a website for orphans.

Silly me, I forgot the home page.

I got fired from the library. What did I do? I only put a book on women's rights in the fiction section.

Uber driver: .........

Me: .........

Uber driver: .........

Me: 5 stars.

What can you do if you can't bear sharing the same blood as your father who raped you?

Have a blood transfusion.

Yesterday I got detention because I said to the emo kid, "Come hang with us."

Why does New York have the Jets as their football team if those are what took out the Twin Towers?

Shout out to the terrorists, your year is starting off with a bang!

I wanna take drowning lessons, but I can't find more than one session.

Pussies and tits have one thing in common: they're both made for kids, but men end up licking or suckling them.

Man: How tall is a penguin?

Bartender: About three foot, why?

Man: Oh shit, the Bible-bashing nuns! I fucking hit one!

Poor car.

I'm in the year 1930...

The Great Depression.

Why are Americans so good at solving Rubik's Cubes?

Because they're good at separating colors.

My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.

I'll never forget my grandpa's last words:

"You need to park a little closer."

What can orphans not do in school?