An autistic kid.
Worst Jokes Ever
Tell someone that you're gonna say “I 1 poopoo” and it will go in order of numbers, so they say, “I 2 poopoo” & so on:
You) I 1 poopoo
(Them) I 2 poopoo
(You) I 3 poopoo
(Them) I 4 poopoo
(You) I 5 poopoo
(Them) I 6 poopoo
(You) I 7 poopoo
(Them) I 8 poopoo
And be like, “You ate poopoo??! EWW!!”
Y'all need to add more jokes.
I was digging a hole in my garden, then I found a treasure chest. I was so happy. I went to tell my wife, but then I remembered why I was digging a hole.
What do blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can’t see their parents.
So I went up to a crying kid and asked, "Where's your mommy?"
God, I love working at an orphanage.
Why did the orphan become a criminal? It wants to be wanted.
What did the hooker say when she found out the cash she was paid with for services rendered was counterfeit?
I've been raped!
What do you call a rabbit with a big ass?
A BUNny.
I was a sit-down comedian, then I tried to stand up. I fell.
I wished I stayed in the wheelchair.
What does a website have that an orphan doesn't? A home.
What did MLK Jr. say when he spent the night on the internet?
"Last night I had a meme."
One of my family members died on 9/11, he was one of the best pilots in the Middle East.
What did the grim reaper say when his favorite car commercial came on? "Safe life repair, safe life replace!"
Dark jokes are like home. A lot of people don't get it.
What's an orphan's favorite movie? Spiderman: No Way Home.
Your children grew up faster than it took you to leave for the milk.
Why have there been so many deaths around the world?
Trees and ropes.
Your hairline is what caused the Great Depression.
Hey, are you bored? Kick an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
