Worst Jokes Ever
If at first you don't succeed, cheat.
Why did I trip over your foot?
Because you were so short I couldn’t see you!
"I only want to play with your daughter. It was okay yesterday."
Hi! Welcome to Papa John's abortion clinic, where yesterday's meat is today's treat. How may I be of service?
What show do orphans relate to? I'm going with "The Hunger Games."
Want to hear a maze joke?
Never mind, too corny.
Why'd the girl fall off the swing?
'Cause she had no arms.
Knock, knock!! Who's there?
Not the girl.
How do you kill a spider?
Just get an autistic person.
What store can an orphan never find?
Home Depot.
What’s an orphan’s favorite beer?
Fosters.
Orphans bake bread with what kind of flour?
Self-raising.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad left and never came back home with the milk.
Why isn’t the word “orphan” spelled with an “f” instead of “ph?” Because that “f” stands for “family,” and the word “orphan” doesn’t have a family.
*Titanic was sinking.*
Passenger: Hey, captain, how far away are we?
Captain: Two miles.
Passenger: Which way are we going?
Captain: Down.
Titanic: ight, I need a place to CRASH tonight.
How are orphans like broken pencils?
Neither of them have points.
Karma is like rape.
What goes around comes around, like a dead rape victim in a whirlpool.
Back in my day, the chicken dance was where the hen got raped by an angry pack of roosters.
What's the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
At least someone chose Pikachu.
What’s the difference between outlaws and orphans?
At least outlaws are wanted.