Your mama is so ugly even the trolls threw up.
Worst Jokes Ever
I went to school on a Saturday. My teacher asked why I am here, so I replied that my brother told me to go to hell.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"9/11."
"9/11 who?"
"You said you'd never forget!"
How do you stop a baby from crawling? Nail its hand to the floor.
You're so ugly, even a Snapchat filter can't fix it.
Your hairline is so expired, it’s more expired than your milk!
One like = more from me to you. 👊
Your eyebrows are far from home just like your dad.
Your hairline is so bad, it goes back in time!
Just buy KFC. I will give you 40000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999o999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
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Buy KFC = 1 dead orphan in your house.
Dark humor is like cancer; it's funnier when kids get it.
I'm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once.
Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered, "Y?"
How do you get a baby in a box? With a blender.
What's the difference between my car and a school bus? A school bus takes them back home.
You're so fat when you step, you break the galaxy.
What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench?
The bench can support its family.
Kid singing “abcd.”
Person says, “No, no, it’s obcd.”
Yo mama so fat and old, she is the reason the Great Depression happened.
