Worst Jokes Ever
What store can an orphan never find?
Home Depot.
What’s an orphan’s favorite beer?
Fosters.
Orphans bake bread with what kind of flour?
Self-raising.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad left and never came back home with the milk.
Why isn’t the word “orphan” spelled with an “f” instead of “ph?” Because that “f” stands for “family,” and the word “orphan” doesn’t have a family.
*Titanic was sinking.*
Passenger: Hey, captain, how far away are we?
Captain: Two miles.
Passenger: Which way are we going?
Captain: Down.
Titanic: ight, I need a place to CRASH tonight.
How are orphans like broken pencils?
Neither of them have points.
Karma is like rape.
What goes around comes around, like a dead rape victim in a whirlpool.
Back in my day, the chicken dance was where the hen got raped by an angry pack of roosters.
What's the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
At least someone chose Pikachu.
What’s the difference between outlaws and orphans?
At least outlaws are wanted.
What’s it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
I was once friends with a schizophrenic emo. He tried high-fiving a tree, but it only left him hanging.
Me: Knock knock. Bestie: Who's there? Me: Ben. Bestie: Ben Dover? Me: No, Ben vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx. Bestie: Omg how did I forget, hi vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx!
What is the difference between Juice Wrld and an orphan?
One is loved by all.
Why are orphans so happy on Christmas? Because they might get a family.
People on 1912: This ship is unsinkable, even God himself couldn’t destroy it.
God: Ok, bet, where’s my icebergs?
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
What do you call a rich Chinese child?
"Ching Ching..."