Worst Jokes Ever
God: You're gonna have 2 parents.
Orphan: Double it and give it to the next person.
What did they call Hitler when he swam?
Adolfin.
I walked into a supermarket to get some ordinary clothes for the wife. Then I realized I was in a rape museum.
Have you heard about the pedophile who was guilty of robbery?
He took a girl's innocence.
What do you call a flat chested emo girl?
Cutting board.
*Riddle:* All men have one, some got long, some got small. The Pope never uses his, and a man gives it to his wife after getting married. What is it?
If at first you don't succeed, oh well, so much for skydiving.
What do you call an alligator that reads maps? Navigator.
I’d like to take you to the movies, but unfortunately, they don’t let you bring your own snacks.
Enough with the Hitler jokes. They make me Fuhrer-ious!
Marry or don't marry, you will regret both!
Are you mixed? Cuz you're half fine, half mine 😏
What's the difference between an orphan and Spider-Man?
There's no way home.
Q: What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
A: Special forces.
If at first you don't succeed, cheat.
Why did I trip over your foot?
Because you were so short I couldn’t see you!
"I only want to play with your daughter. It was okay yesterday."
Hi! Welcome to Papa John's abortion clinic, where yesterday's meat is today's treat. How may I be of service?
What show do orphans relate to? I'm going with "The Hunger Games."
Want to hear a maze joke?
Never mind, too corny.