Question: What does baseball have that orphans don't? Answer: A home
Why are friends good at dodgeball? Because no one misses them
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they don’t know where home is
don’t know where home is
What do Princess Diana and the Beatles have in common?
They both made quite an impact in Europe.
Why did AlexDaEgg fall down the stairs? Because he is fat
whats the difference between an apple and a apple a apple gets picked
why is the leaning tower of pisa leaning? Because it had better reflexes than the twins towers .
What did Elon Musk do after sacking half of Twitter employees? Raped an eight year old girl
Femboys are looking kinda tasty for a date,espicically the Dick and their Balls
The last Words from a depressive Person are:"I finally see a Train"
Why Demons are dying from Priestwater?The Soul from a Priest is completly diffrent
How do you call a Goth with Feelings?Emomotional
Why do orphans become criminals? Because they want to know what it’s like to be wanted
why does michael jackson like doge miner? he thinks its about minors dressed in doge costumes
Şehmus ne demiş? Ne blim olm ona sor
One day, Little Susie got her monthly bleeding for the first time in her life.
Not quite certain what was happening, and somewhat frightened, she decided to tell Little Johnny. Little Susie dropped her panties and showed Little Johnny what was happening.
Little Johnny's eyes opened wide in amazement. "You know," he said, "I'm not a doctor, but it looks like someone just ripped your balls off!"
If somebody gives you Lemons,cut them in half and do the Juice in his eyes.
Hey, if you've watched Twilight with Edward, Bella, and Jacob then here's something for you. Do you think Bella should have gotten with Jacob? I think she should have ngl
Na they eat emo meal
TJ hair line so far back his friends don't even want to talk to his ugly ass
