Worst Jokes Ever
I’d like to take you to the movies, but unfortunately, they don’t let you bring your own snacks.
Enough with the Hitler jokes. They make me Fuhrer-ious!
Marry or don't marry, you will regret both!
Are you mixed? Cuz you're half fine, half mine 😏
What's the difference between an orphan and Spider-Man?
There's no way home.
Q: What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
A: Special forces.
If at first you don't succeed, cheat.
Why did I trip over your foot?
Because you were so short I couldn’t see you!
"I only want to play with your daughter. It was okay yesterday."
Hi! Welcome to Papa John's abortion clinic, where yesterday's meat is today's treat. How may I be of service?
What show do orphans relate to? I'm going with "The Hunger Games."
Want to hear a maze joke?
Never mind, too corny.
Why'd the girl fall off the swing?
'Cause she had no arms.
Knock, knock!! Who's there?
Not the girl.
How do you kill a spider?
Just get an autistic person.
What store can an orphan never find?
Home Depot.
What’s an orphan’s favorite beer?
Fosters.
Orphans bake bread with what kind of flour?
Self-raising.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad left and never came back home with the milk.
Why isn’t the word “orphan” spelled with an “f” instead of “ph?” Because that “f” stands for “family,” and the word “orphan” doesn’t have a family.
*Titanic was sinking.*
Passenger: Hey, captain, how far away are we?
Captain: Two miles.
Passenger: Which way are we going?
Captain: Down.