Worst Jokes Ever
There's a Mexican, Brazilian, and Cuban in a S60. Who's driving?
What is the difference between Putin and Hitler? Putin no longer supplies gas and Hitler gives it away for free.
What was the most useful tool in the 17th century?
Slaves.
How do you call an iPhone cover in Germany?
An apple bag. 😜
What does Johnny Depp hate about driving a car?
He can't drink and drive.
Q: Why are lesbians bad at math?
A: Because they can't multiply.
God: You're gonna have 2 parents.
Orphan: Double it and give it to the next person.
What did they call Hitler when he swam?
Adolfin.
I walked into a supermarket to get some ordinary clothes for the wife. Then I realized I was in a rape museum.
Have you heard about the pedophile who was guilty of robbery?
He took a girl's innocence.
What do you call a flat chested emo girl?
Cutting board.
*Riddle:* All men have one, some got long, some got small. The Pope never uses his, and a man gives it to his wife after getting married. What is it?
If at first you don't succeed, oh well, so much for skydiving.
What do you call an alligator that reads maps? Navigator.
I’d like to take you to the movies, but unfortunately, they don’t let you bring your own snacks.
Enough with the Hitler jokes. They make me Fuhrer-ious!
Marry or don't marry, you will regret both!
Are you mixed? Cuz you're half fine, half mine 😏
What's the difference between an orphan and Spider-Man?
There's no way home.
Q: What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
A: Special forces.