Worst Jokes Ever
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Yo mama so fat, you must refuel twice to run over her with a car.
"Chuck? How many push-ups can you do?" -- "All of them."
Chuck Norris uses elevators only in case of fire.
What is Donald Trump’s favorite nation? – Discrimination.
Chuck Norris catches Pokémon with his bare hands.
When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he's pushing the Earth down.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she goes into a bank, they turn off the cameras.
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program.
The rest of them will write Perl programs.
Yo mama is so nasty, she buys sex toys at the second-hand shop.
Yo mama stops at the PokeStop... to buy a Big Mac.
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to the beach, the people shout, "Free Willy!"
A vampire walks into a bar and orders a cup of hot water. The bartender asks, "I thought you guys only drink blood?"
The vampire pulls out a used tampon and says, "I'm making tea."
Science flies you to the moon, but religion flies you into skyscrapers.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
Now why was 10 afraid? Because it was in the middle of 9-11.
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Noah was born in Worms in November 2007. He is currently attending the Rudi-Stephan-Gymnasium in Worms. He started doing Karate at only 6 years old and sadly stopped at the age of 13. He rides his bike daily to school, which helps him stay healthy. His mother is Mariah and his father is Russian-German! Noah loves gaming, especially mobile games and Minecraft. His first semester didn't go so well, so he wants to get a C in every subject. Good New Year's resolutions!