9 jokes

Why were the victims of 9/11 so mad?

Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.

I'd tell a 9/11 joke, but it would crash and burn.

9/11 was a round of Clash of Clans; they knocked down 2 towers, not 3.

"Lord of the Rings" is about a group of white Americans taking nine hours to return jewelry.

Question: Why was "6" scared?

Answer: Because "7" ate "9"!

My uncle died in 9/11. He was a pilot.

What is the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers? The Tower of Pisa is more flexible.

Why was 10 scared? Because 9/11.

I tried to search stuff about 9/11 for a research project, but it didn’t work... I guess the site crashed.

The last thing the victims were thinking was, "Is there 9 or 11 stories?"

What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43?

Floor 44.

I should probably stop making jokes about 9/11.

My dad died to it, he was a great pilot.

Why was ten scared? Because it was between 9/11.

Stop making jokes about 9/11. My dad died in 9/11.

Best pilot of Southern Arabia

Allahu Akbar.

I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably go up in flames.

Next person that says 67, I am gonna yell "9/11" and sweep their feet.

Why are 9/11 victims so good at reading?

Because they can go through 100 stories in 5 minutes.

What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man, they got it wrong, I wanted this shitty plane!

Why is 10 so scared? Because he is right in the middle of 9/11.

What’s the difference between 9/11 and a dead cow?

You can’t milk a dead cow for 20 years.