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Man, I am jealous of the victims of 9/11. They are the fastest readers, who went through 87 stories in 8 seconds.
Prankster pranks.
Fake lobster in the toilet. 8:00 a.m.
Prank phone calls. 9:00 a.m.
My grandpa was in 9/11. He was the best pilot.
Why have kids? Just go get one now, no nine-month delay.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate 9.
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Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Stop making jokes about 9/11. My dad died in 9/11.
Best pilot of Southern Arabia
Allahu Akbar.
10/7 is probably a spinoff of 9/11.
You can't convince me otherwise.
Why was Saudi Arabia sad during 9/11?
Because there were no more planes.
Why was 10 scared? Because it was scared of 9/11. And why did I have to take a fall? I have nothing to do with the big II.
Why was 10 scared? Because of 9/11.
You know how 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9?
Well, how do you think 10 feels being in the middle of 9 11?
If 9/11 happened again, I want to share a selfie of me flying that plane.
Why couldn't people have their phone on airplane mode during 9/11?
Because their phone exploded the towers.
Why is England's team unfair in chess?
Because 2 rooks = 10 and a queen = 9.
Why did 10 have PTSD?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
Is it me, or was 9/11 too plane? I thought it would be more exciting.
What went through the heads of the people on the 142nd floor during 9/11?
The 143rd floor.
Once I got one so big, they were going to make 9/11 2.0!