9 jokes

Victim

Why were the victims of 9/11 so mad?

Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.

Victim

What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43?

Floor 44.

Memes

Terrorist

It wasn't Islam that radicalized the terrorists who did 9/11.

Jenga comes to mind, though!

Number

Why was six scared of seven? Because 7 ate 9. Why was 10 scared? Because it was between 9/11.

9/11

10, being in the middle, tried to prevent 9/11 from getting closer.

Sorry, I meant 9 and 11.

Number

Why is 6 scared? Because 7 8 9.

Why is 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.

Documentary

We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class.

I started playing the Angry Birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like a bomb, and I landed on the ground.

Pizza

What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man, they got it wrong, I wanted this shitty plane!

Tower

11/9 is opposite day. The towers fall on the planes instead of 9/11, way.