9 jokes

Issue

What’s the issue with 9/11 jokes?

They never land.

Just like the planes.

Victim

Man, I am jealous of the victims of 9/11. They are the fastest readers, who went through 87 stories in 8 seconds.

Memes

Pizza

Y'all, these 9/11 jokes ain't funny. I ordered a plain pizza in the Twin Towers.

Documentary

When you're watching a 9/11 documentary, that one kid in your class finds the 97th Jenga block and knocks it down.

Number

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

'Cause 7 8 9.

But why did 7 eat 9?

'Cause you need 3 square meals a day :D

Prank

Prankster pranks.

Fake lobster in the toilet. 8:00 a.m.

Prank phone calls. 9:00 a.m.

Victim

Who are the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 victims, they went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.

9/11

I was going to make a 9/11 joke, but I'm afraid it will crash and burn.

Victim

The last thing the victims were thinking was, "Is there 9 or 11 stories?"

Comedy

I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore.

And if I tried it, it would probably crash and burn.

It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.