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Why were the victims of 9/11 so mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43?
Floor 44.
Stop with the 9/11 jokes.
They're not gonna fly.
Once I got one so big, they were going to make 9/11 2.0!
Roses are red, Violets are fine, You be the 6, I'll be the 9. 😏
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Watching the 9/11 documentaries is just watching a kill cam.
It wasn't Islam that radicalized the terrorists who did 9/11.
Jenga comes to mind, though!
Why is 6 scared of 7?
7 ate 9 and 10!
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims.
Was 9 + 10?
Why was six scared of seven? Because 7 ate 9. Why was 10 scared? Because it was between 9/11.
10, being in the middle, tried to prevent 9/11 from getting closer.
Sorry, I meant 9 and 11.
Why is 6 scared? Because 7 8 9.
Why is 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class.
I started playing the Angry Birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like a bomb, and I landed on the ground.
These jokes are the bomb, I rate them 9 out of 11.
What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man, they got it wrong, I wanted this shitty plane!
11/9 is opposite day. The towers fall on the planes instead of 9/11, way.
Q: What do you call 9/11? A: Enemy persion airstrike.
Biden did 9/10.
I'd rate the pilot a 9/11.