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Man, I am jealous of the victims of 9/11. They are the fastest readers, who went through 87 stories in 8 seconds.
Why was 10 scared because it was in the middle of 9/11?
9/11 was probably just a woman pilot.
I rate these jokes 9/11.
Y'all, these 9/11 jokes ain't funny. I ordered a plain pizza in the Twin Towers.
When you're watching a 9/11 documentary, that one kid in your class finds the 97th Jenga block and knocks it down.
On the day of 9/11, the WTC's ordered cheese and pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Why was number 10 scared?
It was surrounded by 9/11.
What world record did the people in 9/11 get?
The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.
Kid on Xbox: I'm not a virgin. Ask your sister.
Bully on Xbox: I don't have a sister, dumbass.
Kid on Xbox: You will in 9 months.
If 7, 8, 9, why was 10 afraid?
It was between 9/11.
Anybody remember 9/11? Cause I sure do, and oh boy was my father a good pilot!💥
Why have kids? Just go get one now, no nine-month delay.
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
But why did 7 eat 9?
'Cause you need 3 square meals a day :D
My dad died in 9/11.
He was a good pilot.
Prankster pranks.
Fake lobster in the toilet. 8:00 a.m.
Prank phone calls. 9:00 a.m.
My grandpa was in 9/11. He was the best pilot.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate 9.
Why were the victims of 9/11 so mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.