9 jokes
What is the difference between McDonald's and 9/11?
McDonald's has a drive-through. Twin Towers has a fly-through.
We all know 6 is scared of 7 because 789, but why did 10 have PTSD?
He was stuck in the middle of 9/11...
A short person should never piss off a fat person taller than them. The fat person just has to lean slightly, and it's 9/11 all over again.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in seconds.
Your hairline so back it caused 9/11.
lol
"Can we do 69?"
"How about we do 9/11 since we will crash together?"
Why is every number scared of 7?
Because 7 "ate" 9.
My grandpa died in 9/11. I was told his last words were "Allahu Akbar."
I'd tell you a 9/11 joke, but it'd fly over your head and into the Twin Towers.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
People have been killed.
People have been killed who?
The 9/11 victims.
Why was 10 afraid?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
My sister’s birthday is on 9/11. When she opened her presents, she jumped up with an explosion.
In 2001, my parents took me to 9/11. I was soaring towards it with excitement!
Anybody remember 9/11? Cause I sure do, and oh boy was my father a good pilot!💥
A 9-year-old girl lies on a hospital bed struggling to breathe as she waits for the doctor to come.
The doctor finally comes, and the little girl can breathe much easier after he pulls his cock out of her mouth.
Why was ten scared? Because it was between 9/11.
Why did 10 have trauma?
Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11.
So I was doing a project in my class and my teacher asked me to give an example of allusion, which is referencing something else with a word.
So I answered, “Jane 9/11ed her little sister's Jenga kit!”
The principal's office smells nice.
What do you call a trash bin for 9/11?
Osama Bin Laden.
The thing about 9/11 and the jokes about it, for most people it flew over their head, for some it flew into their head.