9 jokes
9/11 was probably just a woman pilot.
What’s the issue with 9/11 jokes?
They never land.
Just like the planes.
All my 9/11 jokes crash and burn.
My uncle died on 9/11. Her last words were "Allahu Akbar."
Man, I am jealous of the victims of 9/11. They are the fastest readers, who went through 87 stories in 8 seconds.
Y'all, these 9/11 jokes ain't funny. I ordered a plain pizza in the Twin Towers.
When you're watching a 9/11 documentary, that one kid in your class finds the 97th Jenga block and knocks it down.
My dad died in 9/11.
He was a good pilot.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
But why did 7 eat 9?
'Cause you need 3 square meals a day :D
Prankster pranks.
Fake lobster in the toilet. 8:00 a.m.
Prank phone calls. 9:00 a.m.
My grandpa was in 9/11. He was the best pilot.
Why have kids? Just go get one now, no nine-month delay.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate 9.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.
I was going to make a 9/11 joke, but I'm afraid it will crash and burn.
Question: Why was "6" scared?
Answer: Because "7" ate "9"!
The last thing the victims were thinking was, "Is there 9 or 11 stories?"
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore.
And if I tried it, it would probably crash and burn.
It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.
Why was 10 afraid?
Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.