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I tried to search stuff about 9/11 for a research project, but it didn’t work... I guess the site crashed.
The last thing the victims were thinking was, "Is there 9 or 11 stories?"
Why did 6 eat 7? Because 7 ate 9.
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared?
Because 10 was in 9/11.
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class and I said, "Man, they are really bad at Jenga!"
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Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in-between 9-11.
Why were the victims of 9/11 so mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
Why have kids? Just go get one now, no nine-month delay.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.
I was going to make a 9/11 joke, but I'm afraid it will crash and burn.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate 9.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably go up in flames.
What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man, they got it wrong, I wanted this shitty plane!
Why was ten scared?
It was in the middle of 9/11.
You heard of the Pixar movie "Up," but have you heard of "Down, Down," the 9/11 terrorist attack?
Q: What do you call 9/11? A: Enemy persion airstrike.
11/9 is opposite day. The towers fall on the planes instead of 9/11, way.
Why is 10 so scared? Because he is right in the middle of 9/11.
What’s the difference between 9/11 and a dead cow?
You can’t milk a dead cow for 20 years.