9 jokes
(just a joke) My grandfather was involved in 9/11. I’ve kept his pilot medals for how good of a pilot he was.
My grandpa died in 9/11. I was told his last words were "Allahu Akbar."
Joke: "7 8 9" (seven eight nine), why is 8 (eight) scared of 7 (seven)?
Answer: This is because; in "7 8 9", 8 is pronounced as (ate). So because seven ate nine, eight is scared that seven would eat eight also.
I don't usually like to tell 9/11 jokes for two reasons: they're morally wrong, and they tend to crash and burn.
Why is 6 scared? Because 7 8 9.
Why is 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
What has 2 arms, 2 legs, 2 eyes, 2 breasts for milking, and a hole to fill with my 9 inches?
A sexy female.
Six was scared of seven because 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because he was caught between 9/11.
I can make 9/11 jokes, but every time I do, they crash and burn.
I screamed "Jenga" today in class while watching a 9/11 documentary.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9. So what was 10 scared of? Because he was in the middle of 9, 11.
The biggest inconvenience in 2001, I thought, was my brother. Turns out it was 9/11. I guess the planes saw him be born and died from how ugly he was. Aluh aluckbar.
9/11 jokes just don't fly around me.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
My dad died on 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Women are like blackjack. I’m trying for 21, but I always hit on 9.
Who made the most money from 9/11? The US government.
Why does 9/11 only get a day, but Pride gets an entire month?
Because pride is a bigger tragedy.
Yeah, I keep telling everyone 9/11 jokes, but they all just crash and burn.
9 months before I was born,
I went to a party with my dad and left with my mom.
It was women driving the planes for 9/11.