9 jokes
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate 9.
Stop making jokes about 9/11. My dad died in 9/11.
Best pilot of Southern Arabia
Allahu Akbar.
Why was ten scared? Because it was between 9/11.
I'd tell a 9/11 joke, but it would crash and burn.
9/11 was a round of Clash of Clans; they knocked down 2 towers, not 3.
What is the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers? The Tower of Pisa is more flexible.
I tried to search stuff about 9/11 for a research project, but it didn’t work... I guess the site crashed.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably go up in flames.
I should probably stop making jokes about 9/11.
My dad died to it, he was a great pilot.
Question: Why was "6" scared?
Answer: Because "7" ate "9"!
My uncle died in 9/11. He was a pilot.
"Lord of the Rings" is about a group of white Americans taking nine hours to return jewelry.
Why was 10 scared? Because 9/11.
What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43?
Floor 44.
I was going to make a 9/11 joke, but I'm afraid it will crash and burn.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.
Why were the victims of 9/11 so mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
I wasn't close to my dad when he died.
Which was good. He died during 9/11.
