9 Jokes

Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers in the world? Because they went through 90 stories in just 10 seconds!

I was listening to my children praying. And my youngest that can speak said to me: "Mama, why is Gramma dead?" I smiled and told her, "Well, less than 10 years ago when I was 5, your age, my Momma took me into the basement with some hot rando during a party. And 9 months later Shinana was born. One Pedo after another and your 4 siblings are born. The Pedo I met last night told me, 'If your mother's the one making you do this, do what you do best.' I listened and the next day she didn't leave her bed breathing. When the Pedo found out he left me and your soon to be brother." She replies with, "Make his child support expensive!" Now he has to pay me 2,000 U.S. dollars every month. Like the other ones that ran away.

why were the people during 9/11 mad? they ordered 2 sausage pizzas but instead they got 2 plane pizzas

My Wife Slept With Another Man And Got Pregnant, She Told Me 9 Weeks Later, I Said It's Ok And Told Her Let's Talk Downstairs, So I Pushed Her Down The Stairs

I met this kid and he was being bullied by 9 people. I Asked 1 whats going on. They all said another one to bully they all tried hitting me and then my mates which was like 15 of them came in and it was like war all over again.

how many hookers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Must be more than 9 because my basement is still dark.

Top ten dog breeds 10 Dogs 9 are 8 beautiful 7 animals 6 and 5 judgement 3 is 2 cruel 1 dachshund

I hate the 9/11 jokes; my dad and grandpa were killed

My dad was one hell of a pilot Grandpa was a hell of a planner