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Man, I am jealous of the victims of 9/11. They are the fastest readers, who went through 87 stories in 8 seconds.
Y'all, these 9/11 jokes ain't funny. I ordered a plain pizza in the Twin Towers.
When you're watching a 9/11 documentary, that one kid in your class finds the 97th Jenga block and knocks it down.
My dad died in 9/11.
He was a good pilot.
My grandpa was in 9/11. He was the best pilot.
Memes
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Why was number 10 scared?
It was surrounded by 9/11.
On the day of 9/11, the WTC's ordered cheese and pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
What world record did the people in 9/11 get?
The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.
Prankster pranks.
Fake lobster in the toilet. 8:00 a.m.
Prank phone calls. 9:00 a.m.
Why have kids? Just go get one now, no nine-month delay.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate 9.
Stop making jokes about 9/11. My dad died in 9/11.
Best pilot of Southern Arabia
Allahu Akbar.
10/7 is probably a spinoff of 9/11.
You can't convince me otherwise.
My uncle died in 9/11. He was a pilot.
What is the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers? The Tower of Pisa is more flexible.
Why was 10 scared? Because 9/11.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
I was going to make a 9/11 joke, but I'm afraid it will crash and burn.