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I hate when people make jokes about the Twin Towers.
My dad died on 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Why do people always talk about 9/11, but seriously, just let it sit there, like the rubble it is.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
They can go through 100 floors in 7 seconds.
What did the police say on the TV during 9/11?
"Call 911!"
9/11 called for help. What did that get? Nothing.
Why did 10 run away?
Now it's 8, 9/11.
My dad was a great pilot...
He died in 9/11.
Me: Calls 9-1-1.
Operator: 9/11, what’s your emergency?
Me: *hangs up*
When you're watching a 9/11 documentary, that one kid in your class finds the 97th Jenga block and knocks it down.
How many times can 50 fit into 9?
Get in a van and find out.
My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex between 1-10. Last night we tried anal, she kept shouting 9! That's the best I've done so far.
What do terrorists do on 9/11? They have a game of Jenga.
Who are the fastest readers in history?
9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 10 seconds.
I don't joke about 9/11 because I lost my dad. He was the best pilot I ever knew.
My dad died in the 9/11 attack. He was a good pilot.
It was a blast to visit the Twin Towers on 9/11 at exactly 8:46 a.m. It was the bomb... like, literally!
I hate 9/11 jokes... They always crash and burn, like, dude, it's not funny?
Why is 10 afraid?
Because it’s in the middle of 9/11.
Teacher to Student: You are supposed to be here at 9 am!
Student: Oh, did I miss anything?
9/11 and Jenga are the same.
It's a controlled demolition.