9 jokes

Dad

My dad died in 9/11. I'll always remember his last words:

Allah hu akbar.

Issue

What’s the issue with 9/11 jokes?

They never land.

Just like the planes.

Memes

Victim

Man, I am jealous of the victims of 9/11. They are the fastest readers, who went through 87 stories in 8 seconds.

Pizza

Y'all, these 9/11 jokes ain't funny. I ordered a plain pizza in the Twin Towers.

Documentary

When you're watching a 9/11 documentary, that one kid in your class finds the 97th Jenga block and knocks it down.

Pizza

On the day of 9/11, the WTC's ordered cheese and pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.

World Record

What world record did the people in 9/11 get?

The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.

Prank

Prankster pranks.

Fake lobster in the toilet. 8:00 a.m.

Prank phone calls. 9:00 a.m.

Dad

Stop making jokes about 9/11. My dad died in 9/11.

Best pilot of Southern Arabia

Allahu Akbar.

Date

10/7 is probably a spinoff of 9/11.

You can't convince me otherwise.