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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9. So what was 10 scared of? Because he was in the middle of 9, 11.
Why is every number scared of 7?
Because 7 "ate" 9.
9/11 jokes just don't fly around me.
Who made the most money from 9/11? The US government.
I screamed "Jenga" today in class while watching a 9/11 documentary.
My dad died on 9/11. He was a great pilot.
It was women driving the planes for 9/11.
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, then why was 10 afraid? Because it was right in the middle of 9/11.
Why does 9/11 only get a day, but Pride gets an entire month?
Because pride is a bigger tragedy.
My sister was hitting on my boyfriend. I'm 11, she's 9. She said, "Go f-ck yourself," so I said, "Okay, thanks for the idea!"
Why was 10 scared?
Because 9/11 came flying in.
If 6 is scared of 7 because 7 8 9, why is ten scared? Because it is in the middle of 9/11.
Osama bin Laden rated America.
He gave us a 9/11.
Are you a building because I rate you a 9/11?
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
One arrived plain, one came in late, one went to the wrong address, and the other one never came.
What do you say to the USA after 9/11? Checkmate.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
People have been killed.
People have been killed who?
The 9/11 victims.
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Me: GUYS GUYS I CAN STOP 9/11.
My friend: How?
Justin: Justin!
Everybody knows the joke: Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.
But why was 10 scared? Because he was right in the middle of 9/11.
The people in 9/11 were the fastest readers. They went through 10 stories in 10 seconds.