9 jokes
I tried to search stuff about 9/11 for a research project, but it didn’t work... I guess the site crashed.
The last thing the victims were thinking was, "Is there 9 or 11 stories?"
Prankster pranks.
Fake lobster in the toilet. 8:00 a.m.
Prank phone calls. 9:00 a.m.
My grandpa was in 9/11. He was the best pilot.
Why have kids? Just go get one now, no nine-month delay.
Memes
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
But why did 7 eat 9?
'Cause you need 3 square meals a day :D
My dad died in 9/11.
He was a good pilot.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate 9.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
I was going to make a 9/11 joke, but I'm afraid it will crash and burn.
Why were the victims of 9/11 so mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
What's the difference between emos and 9/11?
The emos are still there, high up off the ground.
I'm at school and this website isn't blocked, and I need help on who did 9/11?
On the day of 9/11, the WTC's ordered cheese and pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
The thing about 9/11 and the jokes about it, for most people it flew over their head, for some it flew into their head.
Why was number 10 scared?
It was surrounded by 9/11.
What world record did the people in 9/11 get?
The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.
Can never tell a funny 9/11 joke. They always collapse and burn.