What world record did the people in 9/11 get?
The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.
9 Jokes
Prankster pranks.
Fake lobster in the toilet. 8:00 a.m.
Prank phone calls. 9:00 a.m.
Why have kids? Just go get one now, no nine-month delay.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate 9.
Stop making jokes about 9/11. My dad died in 9/11.
Best pilot of Southern Arabia
Allahu Akbar.
10/7 is probably a spinoff of 9/11.
You can't convince me otherwise.
My uncle died in 9/11. He was a pilot.
What is the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers? The Tower of Pisa is more flexible.
Why was 10 scared? Because 9/11.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
I was going to make a 9/11 joke, but I'm afraid it will crash and burn.
Why were the victims of 9/11 so mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43?
Floor 44.
Stop with the 9/11 jokes.
They're not gonna fly.
Once I got one so big, they were going to make 9/11 2.0!
Roses are red, Violets are fine, You be the 6, I'll be the 9. 😏
Watching the 9/11 documentaries is just watching a kill cam.
It wasn't Islam that radicalized the terrorists who did 9/11.
Jenga comes to mind, though!
Why is 6 scared of 7?
7 ate 9 and 10!
