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Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.

Every time I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.

9/11 is not funny. It's just plane disrespectful to make fun of it.

I'm at school and this website isn't blocked, and I need help on who did 9/11?

I don't joke about 9/11 because I lost my dad. He was the best pilot I ever knew.

If 7, 8, 9, why was 10 afraid?

It was between 9/11.

What's the difference between emos and 9/11?

The emos are still there, high up off the ground.

People joking about 9/11.

Random kid: "You shouldn’t joke about that! I lost my dad on 9/11."

Oh.

"Yeah, he was the greatest pilot ever!"

Kid on Xbox: I'm not a virgin. Ask your sister.

Bully on Xbox: I don't have a sister, dumbass.

Kid on Xbox: You will in 9 months.

I rate these jokes 9/11.

Anybody remember 9/11? Cause I sure do, and oh boy was my father a good pilot!💥

My dad died in 9/11.

He was a good pilot.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.

Prankster pranks.

Fake lobster in the toilet. 8:00 a.m.

Prank phone calls. 9:00 a.m.

My grandpa was in 9/11. He was the best pilot.

Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.

Why have kids? Just go get one now, no nine-month delay.

Who are the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 victims, they went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.

I was going to make a 9/11 joke, but I'm afraid it will crash and burn.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.