9 jokes

Victim

Man, I am jealous of the victims of 9/11. They are the fastest readers, who went through 87 stories in 8 seconds.

Pizza

Y'all, these 9/11 jokes ain't funny. I ordered a plain pizza in the Twin Towers.

Documentary

When you're watching a 9/11 documentary, that one kid in your class finds the 97th Jenga block and knocks it down.

Memes

Pizza

On the day of 9/11, the WTC's ordered cheese and pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.

World Record

What world record did the people in 9/11 get?

The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.

Prank

Prankster pranks.

Fake lobster in the toilet. 8:00 a.m.

Prank phone calls. 9:00 a.m.

Dad

Stop making jokes about 9/11. My dad died in 9/11.

Best pilot of Southern Arabia

Allahu Akbar.

Date

10/7 is probably a spinoff of 9/11.

You can't convince me otherwise.

Tower

What is the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers? The Tower of Pisa is more flexible.

Victim

Who are the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 victims, they went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.

9/11

I was going to make a 9/11 joke, but I'm afraid it will crash and burn.