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9/11 is not funny. It's just plane disrespectful to make fun of it.

Why did 6 eat 7? Because 7 ate 9.

6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared?

Because 10 was in 9/11.

We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class and I said, "Man, they are really bad at Jenga!"

Why was 10 scared?

Because he was in-between 9-11.

The last thing the victims were thinking was, "Is there 9 or 11 stories?"

What’s the issue with 9/11 jokes?

They never land.

Just like the planes.

I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. 💀

People joking about 9/11.

Random kid: "You shouldn’t joke about that! I lost my dad on 9/11."

Oh.

"Yeah, he was the greatest pilot ever!"

What's the difference between emos and 9/11?

The emos are still there, high up off the ground.

Kid on Xbox: I'm not a virgin. Ask your sister.

Bully on Xbox: I don't have a sister, dumbass.

Kid on Xbox: You will in 9 months.

I don't joke about 9/11 because I lost my dad. He was the best pilot I ever knew.

If 7, 8, 9, why was 10 afraid?

It was between 9/11.

Anybody remember 9/11? Cause I sure do, and oh boy was my father a good pilot!💥

Man, I am jealous of the victims of 9/11. They are the fastest readers, who went through 87 stories in 8 seconds.

I rate these jokes 9/11.

What world record did the people in 9/11 get?

The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.

My dad died in 9/11.

He was a good pilot.

My grandpa was in 9/11. He was the best pilot.

Prankster pranks.

Fake lobster in the toilet. 8:00 a.m.

Prank phone calls. 9:00 a.m.