9 jokes

9/11, am I right?

This kid yelled "Jenga" when we were watching a 9/11 documentary.

9/11

This is so sad, can we hit 50 likes?!

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Orange.

Orange who?

Orange you glad I didn't make a 9/11 joke?

My sister was hitting on my boyfriend. I'm 11, she's 9. She said, "Go f-ck yourself," so I said, "Okay, thanks for the idea!"

Ever notice 9-1-1 (the number for the po-po) is the Great Date (9-11)... Hmmm.

666 + 420 + 911 + 21 = ?

Do it in calculator.

On the 12th day of Christmas Peo Pessi gave to me:

12 tap ins

11 pointless dribbles

10 fixed league titles

9 missed penalties

8-2

6 dives

500 million robbed from Barca

4 UCL semi losses

3 times he blamed Higuain

2 retirements

And a transfer to a farmers league.

I see that you start work at 9am, but your hairline starts at 9:15am.

The last number of your like is the Amogus you get.

1: Amogus trollface

2: Frogus

3: Amogus in 2013

4: Chogus

5: Classic Amogus

6: Wait this isn't Amogus

7: Amogus drip

8: Amog sus

9: Amog stuff

Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?

A: The 9/11 victims. They went through 20 stories in seconds.

My mom told me we were flying to a building to see my aunt. I wondered, "Are we about to relive 9/11?"

Depressed should be spelled "depraseed" because then they would be 1, 2, 5, 9.

Why was the number 10 scared? Because bro was stuck between 9/11.

Roses are red, violets are violet,

My dad died in 9/11, he was a great pilot!

It was 9/10.

You know I would tell you a 9/11 joke, but it just doesn’t hit the spot.

I'm writing a movie about 9/11. It's called "September 11th Two Thousand Fun."

A girl is meeting this Muslim for a date, and she asks him, "So are you Indian?"

And the Muslim goes, "No, bitch, I ain't 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11!"

I ordered my sandwich at a restaurant on 9/11 spicy, it came out plain.