9 jokes
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The 9/11 victims. They went through 200 stories.
Why was the number 10 scared? Because bro was stuck between 9/11.
Roses are red, violets are violet,
My dad died in 9/11, he was a great pilot!
You know I would tell you a 9/11 joke, but it just doesn’t hit the spot.
Depressed should be spelled "depraseed" because then they would be 1, 2, 5, 9.
Memes
My mom told me we were flying to a building to see my aunt. I wondered, "Are we about to relive 9/11?"
A girl is meeting this Muslim for a date, and she asks him, "So are you Indian?"
And the Muslim goes, "No, bitch, I ain't 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11!"
I'm writing a movie about 9/11. It's called "September 11th Two Thousand Fun."
I ordered my sandwich at a restaurant on 9/11 spicy, it came out plain.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate 9.
Why is 9 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
Q. How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A. Gotta be more than 9 'cause my basement is still dark.
What's 9 divided by 11?
Well, I know it's less than two alright!
My grandpa died in 9/11.
He was the best pilot.
My dad was a great pilot...
He died in 9/11.
If you wait for a woman to get 9 months pregnant and kill her, you will never be able to stop the loop.
There are three people in a plane that is about to crash: Trump, Obama, and a nine-year-old girl, but only two parachutes. Obama says, "Oh my, I need one. I need to protect my family," so he jumps off! Trump says, "Oh, I am the smartest man in the world. I must take it," so he jumps off. The nine-year-old girl says, "Welp, I guess he took my school backpack" :) so she leaves the plane! What a good ending.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims of course, they went through 89 stories in only 5 minutes!
Never joke about 9/11, they'll just crash and burn.