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I see that you start work at 9am, but your hairline starts at 9:15am.
Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?
A: The 9/11 victims. They went through 20 stories in seconds.
The last number of your like is the Amogus you get.
1: Amogus trollface
2: Frogus
3: Amogus in 2013
4: Chogus
5: Classic Amogus
6: Wait this isn't Amogus
7: Amogus drip
8: Amog sus
9: Amog stuff
Did you know there was food on the plane that caused 9/11?
It was the bomb.
It was 9/10.
Memes
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The 9/11 victims. They went through 200 stories.
Why was the number 10 scared? Because bro was stuck between 9/11.
Roses are red, violets are violet,
My dad died in 9/11, he was a great pilot!
You know I would tell you a 9/11 joke, but it just doesn’t hit the spot.
Depressed should be spelled "depraseed" because then they would be 1, 2, 5, 9.
My mom told me we were flying to a building to see my aunt. I wondered, "Are we about to relive 9/11?"
A girl is meeting this Muslim for a date, and she asks him, "So are you Indian?"
And the Muslim goes, "No, bitch, I ain't 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11!"
I'm writing a movie about 9/11. It's called "September 11th Two Thousand Fun."
I ordered my sandwich at a restaurant on 9/11 spicy, it came out plain.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate 9.
Why is 9 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
Q. How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A. Gotta be more than 9 'cause my basement is still dark.
What's 9 divided by 11?
Well, I know it's less than two alright!
My grandpa died in 9/11.
He was the best pilot.