9 jokes
Who are the fastest readers? The people who were in 9/11. They went through 91 stories in 1.2 seconds.
If 6 is afraid because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared?
Because it's in between 9/11.
10/7 is probably a spinoff of 9/11.
You can't convince me otherwise.
9/11 jokes are a bomb!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
9/11.
9/11 who?
You said that you would never forget!
Emo kids counting be like: 1, 2, 3 come hang with me! 4, 5, 6 Gonna get new slits! 7, 8, 9 Suicide! 10, 11, 12 Bring some pills!
Why was 10 afraid?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
Who said white people can't jump?
Look at the footage from 9/11.
What did the South tower get instead of pepperoni pizza?
It got a bunch of plane.
I don't joke about 9/11 because I lost my dad. He was the best pilot I ever knew.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
Now why was 10 afraid? Because it was in the middle of 9-11.
You know I would tell you a 9/11 joke, but it just doesn’t hit the spot.
Why did 10 have trauma?
Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11.
Wanna know something funny? Well, there was this one time when my parents were talking about their marriage.
Then after the wedding, they decided to make a joke, and then 9 months later, I was born. My birthday (4/1/06) April 1, 2006.
Who were the fastest readers on the planet? 9/11 victims, they went through 80 stories in 10 seconds.
I don’t like making jokes about 9/11. My grandad died in it, he was the greatest pilot I ever knew.
Why was 10 scared because it was in the middle of 9/11?
A 9-year-old girl lies on a hospital bed struggling to breathe as she waits for the doctor to come.
The doctor finally comes, and the little girl can breathe much easier after he pulls his cock out of her mouth.
How are Kobe’s death and people in 9/11 the same? They both hit the ground really hard.
What could've the Towers done to not start 9/11?
Call 911.