9 jokes
Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? You said you would never forget.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
Why was the sun afraid of the ocean?
'Cause 7 8 9.
I'd rate the pilot a 9/11.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would just crash and burn.
What world record did the people in 9/11 get?
The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.
9/11
This is so sad, can we hit 50 likes?!
What's the square root of 2001?
9/11
On the day of 9/11, the WTC's ordered cheese and pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
"Knock Knock"
"Who's there?"
"9/11"
"9/11 Who?"
"I thought you'd never forget..."
My mom told me we were flying to a building to see my aunt. I wondered, "Are we about to relive 9/11?"
Roses are red, violets are fine, you'll be the 6 and I'll be the 9.
On September 11th, 2001, the New York Giants lost against the Jets.
Q: You want to know why I don’t make jokes about 9/11?
A: They tend to crash and burn.
I have a pen, I have an Apple, um, Apple pen.
The Taliban had a plane, the US had a building boom, 9/11.
Everyone knows why 6 is scared of 7, cuz 7 8 9.
But why does 10 have PTSD?
Cuz it’s between 9/11.
Proof that 9/11 isn't a government plot.
It worked.
"9/11 people" say that jet fuel cannot melt steel beams.
Was your dad a pilot? Because I rate you a 9/11.
Where did Tanner go during the 9/11 terrorist attack?
Everywhere.