9 jokes
Why is 9 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
My mom told me we were flying to a building to see my aunt. I wondered, "Are we about to relive 9/11?"
Depressed should be spelled "depraseed" because then they would be 1, 2, 5, 9.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The 9/11 victims. They went through 200 stories.
My dad was a great pilot...
He died in 9/11.
Memes
My grandpa died in 9/11.
He was the best pilot.
There are three people in a plane that is about to crash: Trump, Obama, and a nine-year-old girl, but only two parachutes. Obama says, "Oh my, I need one. I need to protect my family," so he jumps off! Trump says, "Oh, I am the smartest man in the world. I must take it," so he jumps off. The nine-year-old girl says, "Welp, I guess he took my school backpack" :) so she leaves the plane! What a good ending.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims of course, they went through 89 stories in only 5 minutes!
If someone told me to bring up 9/11, they were trying to make a funny joke, but it didn't work.
That one really *crashed and burned*.
Ever heard the saying white people can’t jump??
Well, I think that’s total bullshit. You should have seen us on 9/11!
Never joke about 9/11, they'll just crash and burn.
What do 9/11 and COVID-19 have in common?
I couldn't give a fuck about either.
9/11 pilots are the best readers.
They went through 30 stories in less than an hour.
How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
More than 9 because my basement is still dark.
How many guns can an octopus hold?
9
A retired George W. Bush is eating a donut at 7/11 and looks at it. "I'm so happy I did that." A guy overhears the conversation and says, "You're happy you bought that donut? Oh haha, I would be too. I love donuts!" George W. Bush then says, "Oh hahaha, you caught me," and then says, "Oh hahaha, you must have heard me wrong. I said, I'm so happy I did 9/11."
Question: Why was "6" scared?
Answer: Because "7" ate "9"!
Anybody remember 9/11? Cause I sure do, and oh boy was my father a good pilot!💥
People joking about 9/11.
Random kid: "You shouldn’t joke about that! I lost my dad on 9/11."
Oh.
"Yeah, he was the greatest pilot ever!"
I don't joke about 9/11 because I lost my dad. He was the best pilot I ever knew.