9 jokes
My mom told me we were flying to a building to see my aunt. I wondered, "Are we about to relive 9/11?"
Roses are red, violets are violet,
My dad died in 9/11, he was a great pilot!
I ordered my sandwich at a restaurant on 9/11 spicy, it came out plain.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The 9/11 victims. They went through 200 stories.
I'm writing a movie about 9/11. It's called "September 11th Two Thousand Fun."
FINALLY
A girl is meeting this Muslim for a date, and she asks him, "So are you Indian?"
And the Muslim goes, "No, bitch, I ain't 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11!"
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
Why is 9 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate 9.
Q. How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A. Gotta be more than 9 'cause my basement is still dark.
What's 9 divided by 11?
Well, I know it's less than two alright!
There are three people in a plane that is about to crash: Trump, Obama, and a nine-year-old girl, but only two parachutes. Obama says, "Oh my, I need one. I need to protect my family," so he jumps off! Trump says, "Oh, I am the smartest man in the world. I must take it," so he jumps off. The nine-year-old girl says, "Welp, I guess he took my school backpack" :) so she leaves the plane! What a good ending.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims of course, they went through 89 stories in only 5 minutes!
Never joke about 9/11, they'll just crash and burn.
If someone told me to bring up 9/11, they were trying to make a funny joke, but it didn't work.
That one really *crashed and burned*.
What do 9/11 and COVID-19 have in common?
I couldn't give a fuck about either.
Ever heard the saying white people can’t jump??
Well, I think that’s total bullshit. You should have seen us on 9/11!
How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
More than 9 because my basement is still dark.
How many guns can an octopus hold?
9
9/11 pilots are the best readers.
They went through 30 stories in less than an hour.