9 jokes

I wasn't close to my dad when he died.

Which was good. He died during 9/11.

What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common?

They're both inside jobs.

I screamed "Jenga" today when watching the 9/11 documentary.

Ever heard of the game T.T.2: 9/11? That game was bomb.

How many times does 47 fit into 9?

Get in the van and find out.

What’s the difference between an Indian and an Arab?

One's responsible for 7/11, the other's responsible for 9/11.

What do you call a llama that was in 9/11? Osama Bin Llama.

Normally I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it’s two plane.

If the UK is 6 hours ahead of us, why didn't they just warn us about 9/11?

Why was 6 scared of 7?

Because 7 8 9.

I don't understand the plane crash at 9/11. My dad was a great pilot!

What's the difference between emos and 9/11?

The emos are still there, high up off the ground.

I don’t usually tell 9/11 jokes, they usually crash and burn.

If I throw a paper airplane at two twins, did I cause 9/11?

It was not a hijack, it was Stephen Hawking.

I'd tell a 9/11 joke, but it would crash and burn.

Why was 2 afraid of 1?

Because 7 ate 9.

I give these jokes a 9/11.

Why am I in jail?

All I did was cause 9/11.

What's the difference between WW2 kamikaze planes and 9/11?

One of the missions succeeded.