What's the difference between emos and 9/11?
The emos are still there, high up off the ground.
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People joking about 9/11.
Random kid: "You shouldn’t joke about that! I lost my dad on 9/11."
Oh.
"Yeah, he was the greatest pilot ever!"
I don't joke about 9/11 because I lost my dad. He was the best pilot I ever knew.
If 7, 8, 9, why was 10 afraid?
It was between 9/11.
Kid on Xbox: I'm not a virgin. Ask your sister.
Bully on Xbox: I don't have a sister, dumbass.
Kid on Xbox: You will in 9 months.
Anybody remember 9/11? Cause I sure do, and oh boy was my father a good pilot!💥
I rate these jokes 9/11.
Why did 6 eat 7? Because 7 ate 9.
9/11 is not funny. It's just plane disrespectful to make fun of it.
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in-between 9-11.
Why were the terrorists upset on 9/11? bcz 1 of the 4 missed its target.
Dude, people gotta stop letting 9/11 jokes fly around like bro, you're gonna make my brain explode!
The 9/11 and the Spanish flu are kind of similar.
The Spanish flu was a very dangerous flu, and in 9/11, something very dangerous flew.
Why are people so worked up about 9/11? They were just playing Jenga.
Sorry for this Pick Up Line.
Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.
I don't usually make 9/11 jokes. They always go down in flames.
Every time I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
Can never tell a funny 9/11 joke. They always collapse and burn.
My dad was in 9/11, that's rude, and he was a great pilot.
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared?
Because 10 was in 9/11.
