9 jokes

How many times does 47 fit into 9?

Get in the van and find out.

I hate how funerals are always at 9 a.m. -- I'm not really a mourning person.

Who are the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 victims. They went through 67 stories in 0.67 milliseconds.

I don’t usually tell 9/11 jokes, they usually crash and burn.

Ever heard of the game T.T.2: 9/11? That game was bomb.

I'd tell a 9/11 joke, but it would crash and burn.

If I throw a paper airplane at two twins, did I cause 9/11?

I give these jokes a 9/11.

Normally I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it’s two plane.

What do you call a llama that was in 9/11? Osama Bin Llama.

My dad died in 9/11.

But he was the pilot.

If the UK is 6 hours ahead of us, why didn't they just warn us about 9/11?

I don't understand the plane crash at 9/11. My dad was a great pilot!

Why was 6 scared of 7?

Because 7 8 9.

USA: "Never forget 9/11."

Brits: "What happened on the 9th of November?"

What's the difference between emos and 9/11?

The emos are still there, high up off the ground.

I should probably stop making jokes about 9/11.

My dad died to it, he was a great pilot.

Why were the terrorists upset on 9/11? bcz 1 of the 4 missed its target.

It was not a hijack, it was Stephen Hawking.

My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex on a scale of 1-10.

Last night we tried anal, and she kept shouting “9!”

That's the best I've done so far.