7 jokes
Why is the number 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
In memory of Michael Jackson, various ice cream companies are introducing the Jackson Chocolate ice cream. It is either 50 year old cream mixed in with 10 year old nuts, or 7 year old vanilla ice cream with 50 year old chocolate drizzled on 4 year old tiny nuts.
If there was a quiz on midgets, here’s the Midget quiz and the questions that would be on it:
1. When midgets get high on any drug, do they get high or medium?
2. Do midgets come out the closet or the cabinet?
3. Are Midgets related to Snow White’s 7 Dwarfs?
4. Is a midget just a human without the mushroom in Mario?
5. Was this funny?
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Nothing, because numbers don’t have consciences.
I rate the atmosphere of Israel a 10/7; real good stuff there, looks like an actual movie!
Memes
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
I asked my wife if I was the only one she slept with. She said yes—the others were 7's and 8's.
We gave Erik ten Hag 7-Up after Liverpool thrashed Man Utd 7-0. He said, "F**k you all!"
One day, during lunch, a Spanish kid came up to my other friend and asked her questions in Spanish, and when she was about to say something, I popped out and said, “GO AWAY OR I WILL SUE YOU WITH BRIANNA’S SEVEN/7 LAWYERS!!!!(AKA, her seven/7 shoes.)”
If 7 8 9 why was ten scared?
It was right in the middle of 9/11.
Why were 7, 8, and 10 scared?
Answer: 9/11, of course!
What do 7 year old girls want?
To be ate!
Why was eight afraid of seven? Because 7, 8, 9!
POV: You are 7 years old and you find a stick. SWORD.
What does 6 tell 7?
"GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!"
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, then why was 10 afraid?
Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11.
Teacher said, "You never do your homework," so I shot her 7 times with a M1 BushDid911 and replied, "It's all in my backpack, can you grade it please?"
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it's in the middle of 9/11!
Ok ok ok so 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
I see 6 letters in "the past."
I have 2020 vision.
I see 7 letters in "the future," I have 2021 vision.