7 jokes

If there was a quiz on midgets, here’s the Midget quiz and the questions that would be on it:

1. When midgets get high on any drug, do they get high or medium?

2. Do midgets come out the closet or the cabinet?

3. Are Midgets related to Snow White’s 7 Dwarfs?

4. Is a midget just a human without the mushroom in Mario?

5. Was this funny?

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Nothing, because numbers don’t have consciences.

We gave Erik ten Hag 7-Up after Liverpool thrashed Man Utd 7-0. He said, "F**k you all!"

One day, during lunch, a Spanish kid came up to my other friend and asked her questions in Spanish, and when she was about to say something, I popped out and said, “GO AWAY OR I WILL SUE YOU WITH BRIANNA’S SEVEN/7 LAWYERS!!!!(AKA, her seven/7 shoes.)”

Teacher said, "You never do your homework," so I shot her 7 times with a M1 BushDid911 and replied, "It's all in my backpack, can you grade it please?"

Anyone on this app is homeless and has no point in life. Well, I'm on this app 24/7, so do I have no point in life 24/7, or am I just weird and unwanted?

Ok ok ok so 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.

6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9.

Why was 10 scared?

Because it's in the middle of 9/11!

Why were 7, 8, and 10 scared?

Answer: 9/11, of course!

POV: You are 7 years old and you find a stick. SWORD.

If 7 8 9 why was ten scared?

It was right in the middle of 9/11.

What does 6 tell 7?

"GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!"

If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, then why was 10 afraid?

Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11.

Why was eight afraid of seven? Because 7, 8, 9!

What do 7 year old girls want?

To be ate!

I see 6 letters in "the past."

I have 2020 vision.

I see 7 letters in "the future," I have 2021 vision.

There was a fire at my high school when I was in Year 7.

When the local newspaper interviewed my teacher, they asked her how she was seeing the "bright side" of it.

She said, "Well, at least our new students got a warm welcome!"

54 students died that day.

I asked my wife if I was the only one she slept with. She said yes—the others were 7's and 8's.

I rate the atmosphere of Israel a 10/7; real good stuff there, looks like an actual movie!

Why was 6 scared of 7?

Because 7 8 9.