7 jokes
Tell someone that you're gonna say “I 1 poopoo” and it will go in order of numbers, so they say, “I 2 poopoo” & so on:
You) I 1 poopoo
(Them) I 2 poopoo
(You) I 3 poopoo
(Them) I 4 poopoo
(You) I 5 poopoo
(Them) I 6 poopoo
(You) I 7 poopoo
(Them) I 8 poopoo
And be like, “You ate poopoo??! EWW!!”
My ex-wife was smoking pot with Snow White, when the 7 dwarfs saw them they sang...
"Look at those high Ho's! Hiiiiiiii Hoooooo'sssss!!!!"
What's 6 plus 7?
67.
What do you call a low budget terrorist attack?
7/11
Why do you only see girls in groups of 3, 5, 7, and 9?
Because they can’t even.
Why is America the fastest readers?
They went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
Why is the number 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
If there was a quiz on midgets, here’s the Midget quiz and the questions that would be on it:
1. When midgets get high on any drug, do they get high or medium?
2. Do midgets come out the closet or the cabinet?
3. Are Midgets related to Snow White’s 7 Dwarfs?
4. Is a midget just a human without the mushroom in Mario?
5. Was this funny?
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Nothing, because numbers don’t have consciences.
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was black.
Why were 7, 8, and 10 scared?
Answer: 9/11, of course!
I asked my wife if I was the only one she slept with. She said yes—the others were 7's and 8's.
One day, during lunch, a Spanish kid came up to my other friend and asked her questions in Spanish, and when she was about to say something, I popped out and said, “GO AWAY OR I WILL SUE YOU WITH BRIANNA’S SEVEN/7 LAWYERS!!!!(AKA, her seven/7 shoes.)”
We gave Erik ten Hag 7-Up after Liverpool thrashed Man Utd 7-0. He said, "F**k you all!"
If 7 8 9 why was ten scared?
It was right in the middle of 9/11.
POV: You are 7 years old and you find a stick. SWORD.
Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?
A: 9/11 victims. They went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
Teacher said, "You never do your homework," so I shot her 7 times with a M1 BushDid911 and replied, "It's all in my backpack, can you grade it please?"
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, then why was 10 afraid?
Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11.