7 jokes
Life is like a McDonald's meal; it only lasts 7 seconds for fat people.
What do you call a low budget terrorist attack?
7/11
I like my wine how I like my women: 7 years old, and locked up in my basement.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was black.
Do you know why 6 is afraid of 7? Why? Because 7 ate 9 (8).
Do you know why 10 is scared? Why? Because he is between 9 and 11.
Bro how are my favorite rappers gonna make good music if they can’t pop PERKIES
Yo mama so fat, she fell off the judgement room and broke the 7 layers of hell.
Once, there was a couple about to have sex. "I have something to confess," said the shy wife. The husband then said, "Whatever it is, I will still love." The wife then said, "Honey, I'm flat chested." The husband said, "It's okay, I'm a baby down there anyways." He then pulled down his pants and began to have sex.
The next day, the wife said, "I thought you were a baby down there." The husband then said, "I am; 22 inches and 7 pounds."
Everybody knows the joke: Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.
But why was 10 scared? Because he was right in the middle of 9/11.
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
There was a fire at my high school when I was in Year 7.
When the local newspaper interviewed my teacher, they asked her how she was seeing the "bright side" of it.
She said, "Well, at least our new students got a warm welcome!"
54 students died that day.
Why is 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
But why did 7 eat 9?
'Cause you need 3 square meals a day :D
I have a body count of 7.
What is Saturn's favorite song?
"7 Rings."
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
7 was a registered sex offender.
We all know 6 is scared of 7 because 789, but why did 10 have PTSD?
He was stuck in the middle of 9/11...
Question: Why was "6" scared?
Answer: Because "7" ate "9"!
What's red and has 7 dents? Snow White's cherry.
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 ate 9!
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