7 jokes
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered sex offender.
Life is like a McDonald's meal; it only lasts 7 seconds for fat people.
Better call NASA and tell them there are only going to be 7 planets after I destroy URANUS.
How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?
Are you 7/11 or 9/11?
Why is 8 afraid of 7 because 7 8 9. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOL
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was black.
Oh baby, there's about to be 7 planets because I'm gonna destroy Uranus.
7 year old Christian: *walks up to atheist menacingly* YoU nEeD sOmE jEsUs SaViNg!
Atheist: You prey to a Jewish zombie and I need saving?
So, we all know that old kids' joke: why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Well, why was 10 scared? Because he was in the middle of 9 11.
Why do my parents not love me? Because I've fucked 12 dogs and 7 minors while they were watching!
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because seven eight (ate) nine.
10 Fun Facts.
1. You can't wash your eyes with soap. 2. You can't count your hair. 3. You can't breathe through your nose with your tongue out. 4. You just tried number 3. 5. When you did number 3, you realized it's possible, only you look like a dog. 6. You're smiling right now because you were fooled. 7. You skipped number 5. 8. You just checked to see if there is a number 5. 9. Share this with your friends to have some fun too :-)
Why were 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9. Then why was 10 afraid? Because it was between 9/11.
What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43? Floor 44 💀💀
Why was Six afraid of Seven?
Because 7 was accused of the murder of 26 children.
If 7 8 9, why was 10 scared?
Because he was between 9 11.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 7 seconds.
Do you know why 6 is afraid of 7? Why? Because 7 ate 9 (8).
Do you know why 10 is scared? Why? Because he is between 9 and 11.
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. "1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10."
Teacher said, "You never do your homework," so I shot her 7 times with a M1 BushDid911 and replied, "It's all in my backpack, can you grade it please?"
Why was the sun afraid of the ocean?
'Cause 7 8 9.