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Why was 6 afraid 7 because 7 8 9 but why was 10 scared cause he is right in the middle of 9 11

Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was a registered sex offinder

“Who are the fasters readers in the world” “the 911 pilots they did 30 stories in 7 seconds”

You know how 7 8 9 why was ten scared cos he was in the middle of 9/11

Why was 6 afraid of 7 bc 789 Do you know why 10 was scared bc he was between 9 11

If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7-8-9 Then why was 10 afraid

Cause it was right in the middle of 9/11

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

why was six so scared of seven. because 7 ate 9

Why was sis afraid of seven?

Cuz 7 eight 9 ( Classic)

The best way to tell Hindu person and a Muslim person part is asking them Are you 7-Eleven Or 9/11

So, me and my girlfriend that I just got 7 weeks ago, we’re in class, we had this sub named Mrs. Bellatrix. We both raised our hands and she called on both of us. Me: First of all, are we in kindergarten? We can’t be doing 4x4 kinda stuff. Leah: and also are you from Harry Potter?

Type this in your calculator: 5 days a week (type in 5), 6 different classes (type in 6), 7 hours a day (type in 7), x 2 semesters (type in 2), = flip the calculator over ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

why did 7 kill eleven. Because now 7 was even.

why was 6 afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9 so what was 10😱 scar of because him was in the middle of 9 11

7 days without a pun makes one weak

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was retested 6 offender

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My Cat sleeps about 20 hours a day. She has her food prepared for her. She can eat whenever she wants, 24/7/365. Her meals are provided at no cost to her. She visits the Dr. once a year for her checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise. For this she pays nothing, and nothing is required of her. She lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than she needs, but she is not required to do any upkeep. If she makes a mess, someone else cleans it up. She has her choice of luxurious places to sleep. She receives these accommodations absolutely free. She is living like a queen, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever. All of her costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day. I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the head, Holy Sh*t, my Cat is a Democrat!

Today we need to teach our teens about having safe sex while using contraceptives. condoms 99 percent effective birth controll 99 percent effective ect just be like me and use underage 7 year olds works 100 percent of the time ( only cost 20 years in jail ;)