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Number

    • If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, then why was 10 afraid? Because it was right in the middle of 9/11.

    9/11

    • If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, then why was 10 afraid?

    Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11.

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    Number

    • 6, 7, and 8 are all scared of 10, but 10 is also scared. Why was 10 scared?

    Because it was stuck between 9 and 11.

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    • Name

    • 1. Full name: John.

    2. Proverb: work is not a rabbit, does not run.

    3. Favorite meal: the sphinx with the sour cream.

    4. Sexual orientation: sexually disorientated.

    5. Mental health: mentally retarded.

    6. Previous careers: funeral undertaking, after that two years in the circus as the main brown bear, after that in the church school for two years, after this experience five years as a screw in the jail for the worst criminals with the top degree of supervision and now working for the secret services in my home country after gaining the top-secret audit.

    7. Favorite pets: dog, bumble bee named Maxo, a butterfly named Redwing and the lizard named Notail.

    8. Favorite activities: washing the dishes, cutting the woods, vacuuming and playing hard rock.

    9. Working motivation: none.

    I hope that you will accept my curriculum vitae and that we will see each other soon already as new colleagues, I wish more or less. Kind regards, John.

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    Atheist

    • 7 year old Christian: *walks up to atheist menacingly* YoU nEeD sOmE jEsUs SaViNg!

    Atheist: You prey to a Jewish zombie and I need saving?

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    • Milk

    • My dad went to go get milk. He came back 7 years later, and we had to send him back because he got the wrong milk.

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    NASA

    • When a rocketship went into space, seven astronauts went into space. That's why it's called NASA.

    Muslim

    • A girl is meeting this Muslim for a date, and she asks him, "So are you Indian?"

    And the Muslim goes, "No, bitch, I ain't 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11!"

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    • Stereotype

    • A white dude walks up to a Muslim and says, "So you're an Indian?" and the Muslim says, "No brotha, I'm not 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11."

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    Sister

    • One day I was going home, and 7 married men came to me and said, "You should be proud of your sister." I asked why. They told me it was the best that they ever had, and we got your sister a trophy.

    So I went home, my sister said, "Look at my trophy I earned." The trophy said "The Best Blow Jobs." As a bro, I couldn’t be more prouder.

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    9/11

    • You know how 7 ate 9? Why was 10 scared? It's because he was in the middle of 9/11. 🤣

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    • Gear

    • The average French car has 7 gears, 6 of which are in reverse mode just in case the Germans come back.

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