The 25+ Best 27 Jokes

How many kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

Apparently not 27 Bc my basements still dark...

How do you fit 27 New Zealand Tourists in a 15 seater bus? Simple. All in the ashtray.

Why do I call my priest daddy

Because he raped my mom when she was 13

She's 27 now

uranus has 27 moons

The Wine Taster At An Old Vineyard Died. A Homeless Guy, Looking Ragged And Dirty, Came To Apply. He Persuaded The Manager To Give Him A Try. The guy was given a glass of wine. He swirled, smelled, sipped and spit. “It's a red wine, Merlot, three years old, grown on the South Slope and matured in oak barrels." He said. "Impressive," said the manager.

The man is given another. "Still a red wine, Cabernet, eight years old, from the Northeast slope, stored in a steel vats.”

The manager was amazed. He winked at his secretary. The secretary understood and brought out a glass of urine. The drunkard tasted it and said. "It's a blond, 27 years old, three months pregnant, and if I don't get this job, I'll tell who the father is!"