Zone

Zone jokes

When you are going back to where you live from a place that is a time zone behind where you live:

"Looks like I am going back to the future!"

Q: What’s a good thing about child molesters?

A: They drive slow through school zones.

Friend: Why did you touch me?

Me: That guy in the corner with no hair, glasses, really nice, white button up shirt, that drives a white van slow by school zones told me to and he would give me hard candy.

What’s one good thing about child molesters? They drive slow in a school zone.

My favorite thing to do in my free time is putting a large skewer on the front of my car and speeding through a school zone trying to make a kebab.

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  • I was driving through a neighborhood when I saw a sign that said "Autistic Child Zone." Then I thought to myself, "Oh shit, that wasn't a dog!"

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