When you are going back to where you live from a place that is a time zone behind where you live:
"Looks like I am going back to the future!"
Yo mama so fat that she needs two watches for two different time zones.
Q: What’s a good thing about child molesters?
A: They drive slow through school zones.
How do pedophiles follow the law?
They drive it slow in the school zone.
I give props to pedophiles.
They always go slow in the school zones.
When you see an "Autistic child zone" sign and say, "Oh! That wasn't a dog."
Friend: Why did you touch me?
Me: That guy in the corner with no hair, glasses, really nice, white button up shirt, that drives a white van slow by school zones told me to and he would give me hard candy.
What’s one good thing about child molesters? They drive slow in a school zone.
My favorite thing to do in my free time is putting a large skewer on the front of my car and speeding through a school zone trying to make a kebab.
I was driving through a neighborhood when I saw a sign that said "Autistic Child Zone." Then I thought to myself, "Oh shit, that wasn't a dog!"
What do retarded cops give tickets for?
Going over 45 in a potato zone.
When you hit a speed bump in a school zone and remember, there are no speed bumps.
There is one good part about paedophiles... they go slow in school zones.
Say what you want against pedophiles, but they slow down in school zones.
