Zone

Zone Jokes

Time Zone

When you are going back to where you live from a place that is a time zone behind where you live:

"Looks like I am going back to the future!"

Child

When you see an "Autistic child zone" sign and say, "Oh! That wasn't a dog."

Guy

Friend: Why did you touch me?

Me: That guy in the corner with no hair, glasses, really nice, white button up shirt, that drives a white van slow by school zones told me to and he would give me hard candy.

Kebab

My favorite thing to do in my free time is putting a large skewer on the front of my car and speeding through a school zone trying to make a kebab.

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  • Neighborhood

    I was driving through a neighborhood when I saw a sign that said "Autistic Child Zone." Then I thought to myself, "Oh shit, that wasn't a dog!"

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  • Cop

    What do retarded cops give tickets for?

    Going over 45 in a potato zone.

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