I give props to pedophiles
they always go slow in the school zones
When you see an "Autistic child zone" sign and say "OH! That wasn't an dog."
Friend: Why did you touch me? Me: That guy in the corner with no hair , glasses, really nice, white button up shirt, that drives a white van slow by school zones told me to and he would give me hard candy.
What’s one good thing about child Molesters? They drive slow in a school zone
My favorite thing to do on my free time is putting a large skewer on the front of my car and speeding through a school zone trying to make a kebab.
I was driving through a neighborhood when I saw a sign that said "autistic child zone". Then I thought to myself Oh shit that wasn't a dog!
What do retarded cops give tickets for
going over 45 in a potato zone
When you hit a speed bump in a school zone and remember, there are no speed bumps.
There is one good part about paedophiles... they go slow in school zones
Say what you want against pedophiles, but they slow down in school zones.
