Zero jokes
Three copycats on a boat, one jumps off. How many are left? Zero, because they're copycats!
Why did the glacier send the iceberg to college?
Because, in order for ice to exist, it must retain a temperature of less than... ZERO DEGREES at the atomic level!
what is less than 0?
my will to live.
If you could add one zero to any number for the rest of your life, what would it be and why?
89 cows = 0 cows.
