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Chance

2 years ago

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A close-up shot of a squash plant with a sharp twig impaled on a thin vine. The text reads, "Your chances of being killed by a squash plant are low but never zero."
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    • Game

    10 months ago
    The image shows three headshots of presidents George W. Bush, Barack Obama, and Donald Trump in a vertical layout. Next to each headshot is a list of Wii games released during their respective presidencies. For Bush: Wii Sports (2006), Wii Play (2006), Wii Fit (2007), and Wii Music (2008). For Obama: Wii Sports Resort (2009), Wii Fit Plus (2009), Wii Party (2010), Wii Play Motion (2011), Wii Party U (2013), and Wii Sports Club (2013). For Trump: "There have been zero Wii series games during the presidency of Donald Trump."
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    • Regret

    8 months ago
    A notification from iRobot at 10:00 AM states: "Floor Slut requires your attention. Floor Slut is stuck near a cliff." Above this is text stating: "I have zero regrets on naming my Roomba."
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    • Strawberry

    1 month ago
    A close-up of three beverage dispensers from a soda fountain machine. From left to right, the labels read "Fanta" with "rape" below it, "Coca-Cola Zero Sugar Cherry Vanilla", and "Sprite" with "Strawberry" below it. The word "Strawberry" is circled in red. Below the dispensers, white text reads, "I did not know sprite had strawberry." A partial logo for "Takis Fuego" is visible in the background.
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    • Ketamine

    6 months ago
    A picture of Robert F. Kennedy Jr. wearing cat ears, next to a quote in purple that reads: "Remember kids, ketamine usage is an essential part of a fulfilling life and it has zero down sides!" - Catboy RFK Jr.
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    • Head

    1 year ago
    A screenshot of Twitter posts. The first post reads, "some of y'alls kids got some BIG ass heads." The following comments respond to this observation about head size.
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    • Daniel

    1 year ago

    forgot me smh

    A person wearing a racing suit and a cap is drinking from a shoe. The text on the image says, "I can't wait. 1. daniel avacado."
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