Yours jokes
Husband: Honey, do you want sex?
Wife: No, thanks, I have a headache.
Husband: Is that your final answer?
Wife: Mmmmm.
Husband: Are you sure?
Wife: Yes.
Husband: No doubts?
Wife: No.
Husband staring a long time at his wife.
Husband: Okay, I wanna use my lifeline to call a friend.
What did Pluto say to Saturn while barbecuing steaks?
"Mine is meatier than yours."
Your mom is so fat that she broke your crush!
Knock, knock!
"Is that daddy?"
No, but I'm about to be, so get on your knees!
Is your name ooOOo? Because my name is lalala.
oOO laLA!
What's the difference between Axne and a priest??
One waits till you're 13 to come on your face.
Two men were on a hike through a forest when one of the hikers got bit on his ass by a snake.
The other hiker ran to the village 2 miles away and explained to a doctor there what had happened. The doctor told him to cut a cross with a knife where he had been bitten and suck out the venom, so he ran back to the first hiker who asked him, "Have you got the cure?"
Hiker number two just said, "Nah mate, you're dead."
Son, you are not precious, so pack your bags because someone else is going to adopt you.
Dad, what do you mean someone else will adopt me?
Son, you're adopted!
How do you know that your sister is on her period?
Your dad's dick tastes weird.
Joker: Knock knock...
Batman: Who's there?
Joker: Not your parents!
Friend: What goes up but not down?
You: Your age.
What did I say to my friend? "Job, your new name is Jojo Siwa."
What did I say to my friend, "Job, your new name is Jojo Siva?"
The best joke in the world is me.
Don't say that you're not a joke. Jokes have meanings.
Your fay.
Well, you're the thing that sunk the Titanic.
What’s the difference between a zit and a catholic priest?
A zit waits till you’re 13 to come on your face
What's the difference between your dad and the mailman? Nothing.
What's the difference between a cheater and your mom?
They both cheated!
What's the difference between you and your mom?
I slept with your mom.
Your Mom tells you to take out the trash, and the next day the Police are asking if you bombed the School.