Yours jokes
Your mom is so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.
Your mom is so dumb, she called me asking for my phone #.
Two windmills stand at a farm. One asks the other, "What is your favorite kind of music?"
The other windmill replies, "I'm a huge metal fan!"
Make like your hairline and scram!
Quote of the day:
Just one small positive thought in the morning can change your whole day.
[Comment your favorite fall beverage!]
How do you cut your grass without a lawn mower?
You dye it blue and it will cut itself.
How do you cut your grass without a lawnmower?
You dye it blue and it will cut itself.
Your forehead is so big that your face touches your chin.
Sister: Wanna know the difference between your singing and your flute playing?
Me: Sure... (Expecting a completely different response than what I get.)
Sister: Nvm, they have no difference.
Me: *Confused*
Sister: They're both horrible.
Fat teachers be like: "I hope you're paying a ten chin."
I thought God didn't make mistakes, but then I saw your face.
What's the difference between a priest and SpongeBob?
SpongeBob asks if you're ready first.
Your hairline is so far back my grandpa said he had a glimpse of it in the 1960s.
Your hairline legit looks like the Himalayan mountain range, except you need binoculars to find it.
Your hairline is so messed up, it made Jeffrey Dahmer cry.
You're so fat that when you got to McDonald's, they had to call Wendy's for backup.
This Native American won't stop talking bad about me, so I said, "Please stop acting like you first discovered this land belonged to your ancestors!"
Your hairline looks like it got burnt in the Civil War.
Your Mom is so fat, she could be Trump's border wall.
Your forehead is so big you can land a jumbo jet on it.
A boy is about to be sentenced for killing his parents. He begs the judge to spare his life. The judge asks for one good reason he should be shown any mercy. The boy replies, "I’m an orphan, your honor."