Yours jokes

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You're so poor, you lick postcards for food.

You're so poor, you like postcards for food.

(some kid crying because hes an orphan and kids are bulling him) teacher:HEY i was a orphan to so if you bully him your basicly trying to bully me too me:OOF teacher:now is somebody not here? me:your parents

Me: Hey, are you an orphan?

Orphan: Yeah, what gave me away?

Me: Your parents.

Your hairline goes so far back you have to wear sunscreen.

The earth was flat until they buried your mom.

Your hairline is so curvy now, Ice Spice has competition!

I'm 5'6", and my mom is 5'1" and 1/2. She always says she's going to get a suicide vest and fill it with bricks and squish me. I tell her good luck.

And when she tries to hug me, she says, "You're too fucking tall, kid," so I usually reply with "Go get a stool then."

Your forehead is deeper than the ocean.

You're so fat that when they tried to print a picture of you through the computer, they couldn't fit you in the whole picture because you were so big!

I went over to a crying child and said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working at an orphanage!

You're so fat when you told your mum and dad, even they laughed!

Your hairline is like Mount Everest; it points.

Your hairline's exactly like your nose; it's always offside.

Your hairline is like Justin Bieber’s buzz cut.

The earth used to be flat until your mama was buried.

How do you know if you're making a Caesar salad? Stabbing it 23 times.

I looked at you, and you were bald until I got slapped up by Will Smith to the back of your head and saw the Great Wall of China.

What is your favorite amendment? A rapper.